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skullstatic · 2 years
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skullstatic · 3 years
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If you're American AND obsessed with the British royal family you are losing at such a catastrophic rate that scientists predict that the sheer velocity of your life's downward spiral could rip a hole through the crust of the Earth and cause untold damage on a planetary level
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skullstatic · 3 years
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monopoly mermaid monday
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skullstatic · 3 years
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look at this creature and weep
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skullstatic · 3 years
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skullstatic · 3 years
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being gay is like.... we’re friends.... but are we flirting?.... now we’re fake flirting.... or is this serious flirting?.... we’re really good friends..... you tell me I’m pretty and I call you attractive.... but we’re just being nice, right?.... and I’m down to kiss.... if you want....
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skullstatic · 3 years
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i walk into the confession booth shaking and trying not to cry and then 5 minutes later i walk out with a full plate of spaghetti
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skullstatic · 3 years
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Hey guys, please dont scroll, foodstamps fucked me and my fiance iver this month and my mom got our internet disconnected. Id like to help at least one of these things. I dont know how much i need for food tbh, but the net bill is $96 so if anyone could help even a little bit please do or share or anything please please. Im just a disabled autistic person living with my abusive parents but i deserve basics please.
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skullstatic · 3 years
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skullstatic · 3 years
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Girls will LITERALLY eat a burger
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skullstatic · 3 years
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weed smoking girlfriends
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skullstatic · 3 years
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truly a work of rat <3
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skullstatic · 3 years
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it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump
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skullstatic · 3 years
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astrogen
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skullstatic · 3 years
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you know, i know its three years after the fact but it just dawned on me.
for those who dont know there was a popular character in the nickelodeo animated show from the 90′s Rocko’s modern life. that character was named ralph.
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this character was an animator who was rejected by their parents for being an animator and who didnt even like his own show, much like the animator who created the rocko show, joe murray. he was even voiced by joe murray himself.
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in 2019 there was a one time special revival of the show on netflix, and in this episode rocko decided to search for this character again after years of not seeing them and it turns out that the character is trans and is called rachel now.
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like explicitly, there is no methaphor or allegory going on, the character is just straight up trans
and is STILL voiced by joe murray himself!
this is the part that i feel is really cool, the guy not only was willing to put a trans character in his show, he did it with the character that was essentially his self insert and he himself played the character. i dunno, some may criticise that he didnt cast a trans person to play the character but frankly i dont care, i think it takes some guts to do that yourself with your characters that you yourself created and interpret.
as far as i know the guy is as cis as they come but he was still willing to do all that when he was almost 60.
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skullstatic · 3 years
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Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying
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