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Maurice Goes to Hell!

Here is the script for my episode yeehaw. It would have become a bigger script involving more character moments to be a special ep but, shit happens.

Script under the Read More! VVVVVV

[OUTSIDE - NIGHT: BAR]

MAURICE: (stumbling out of the bar and into the road, slurred speech) SIT N SPIN JAGOFFS. (just as he gets his finger out he's IMMEDIATELY hit by a bus/car)

[WHITE FLASH that fades into his new place in HELL]

MAURICE POV: (blurry eyes blinking and adjusting to see the devil) What the ffuu…

THE DEVIL: Welcome to HELL!

(Demons blowing party horns)

[POV switches to the rest of the room, showing Maurice in a bed made of the car that hit him]

THE DEVIL: A Spaghetti! I want to personally welcome you, the only one from your family, to the rest of YOUR MISERABLE ETERNITY. I've been waiting for a worthy new torturee and that... WOULD BE YOU, BU-

MAURICE: (shoves his hand into the devil's face) Shut the hell up.

THE DEVIL: (pathetically and quietly) s-shut up?

MAURICE: Is Peppino here?

THE DEVIL: (smacks Maurice's hand) I will not be DISRESPECTED in my OWN DOMAIN. NO! Your brother won’t be here to HELP YOU OUT OF THIS.

MAURICE: ....Yeah? Guess I'm screwed or whatever... (leans back and starts to relax in his car bed)

THE DEVIL: What do you think you're doing?! (yanks Maurice up by nose) You're in HELL.

MAURICE: Nah, I ain't.

THE DEVIL: We'll see about that!

[SCENE SKIP or TRANSITION to MAURICE in a liquor store]

THE DEVIL: Go on Maurice! Grab a drink for the LONG PAINFUL ROAD!

MAURICE: ...Alright. (he reaches for a drink… but stops just before touching it)

THE DEVIL: (watching in confusion) MAURICE: …I’m good actually. (hands in his pockets)

THE DEVIL: W-wha… HUH? This is your last chance to DRINK. Your FAVORITE LIQUOR? (holds up a bottle and wiggles it)

MAURICE: -shrugs- I’ll live.

THE DEVIL: (Grumbles) MOVING ON.

[MONTAGE: SHOW: Multiple attempts to make MAURICE miserable such as cutting him up, he's cool with it. Rolled into a cigar and smoked, he's cool with it. Made into a pizza out of the oven, he's cool with it. Leading up to the devil exasperated]

THE DEVIL: I see what’s going on here!

MAURICE: The worst thing you could do is leave me absolutely alone. Agony.

THE DEVIL: I am no fool Maurice! I have FOUND your Hell. Yes. (snaps fingers and room is filled with Peppino's) HOW'S THIS FOR YOU.

MAURICE: Whoa whoa whoa, why don't we go back to the chopping thing, that was great.

THE DEVIL: THIS IS HELL MAURICE. It is about time you get TORTURED like it! (cackles and leaves the room)

[MOMENTS LATER - THE DEVIL coming back to check on MAURICE, a bunch of the demon Peppino's are running out of the room crying, demon Peppino's consoling each other even]

THE DEVIL: What in blazes is GOING ON HERE?

[Demon Peppino's crying: He's horrible! Vile! Mean!]

THE DEVIL: W-what? YOU'RE DEMONS FOR HELL SAKE. (he enters the room)

MAURICE: (Happy like a pig in shit, relaxing, laid back, even got a beer from one of the demon Peppino's)

THE DEVIL: (SNAPS HIS PITCH FORK IN HALF) THATS IT! I've HAD ENOUGH. I RULE HELL, not GET TORTURED BY IT MYSELF. You SIR, are the WORST THING TO ENTER HELL. (In his face bearing his teeth)

MAURICE: (Handed a new beer bottle) Gettin a lil homo close, red man. But thanks. (snaps open his beer on the devil's horn)

THE DEVIL: (stunned, bewildered) ... I can't- I- .... YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY HELL. (grabs MAURICE)

MAURICE: YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT. I BELONG HERE!!

THE DEVIL: NO YOU DON'T. (kicks MAURICE straight through the ceiling)

[Once again MAURICE POV, blinking out the blur to see Peppino]

PEPPINO: M-Maurice! You're alive!

MAURICE: (Groaning) W-what- no. Noooo.

NOISE: (Elbows MR.STICK) Pay up gangly. I WIN.

MR.STICK: People don't die like they use to. (grumbles and forks over the dough)

MAURICE: I'm in Hell.

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I had written an entire episode for pwp that will not be made.

If anyone is interested I'll post the script, it was called: Maurice goes to Hell

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i saw you were a writer on the most recent "preparing with" episode and was like "ah. yep that makes sense" (/positive /compliment)

Oh gosh! Haha, golly am I that easy to pin?

Thank you though goodness. <3

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Ah yes, winter, right (it's summer here)

Ah yes, summer, right (it's winter here)

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Peppino in Pizzaland amrite? The Cheshire Noise.

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how did you master the arts of making peppino and noise hot

-me screaming and panting and clawing at my screen while scrolling through your art

I must be honest with you!

I don't know. SDFSDGSHDS But I am glad you enjoy my work hohohoho!

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Zoot Suit Riot!! ♫ ♬

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i sent this to the other account but GAH i love the way you draw evil peppino!!!!! <3

HOOHOHOHH I am glad you do. He is very fun! ;w ; have a doodle.

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Can you draw some swap art of your muenster tower au where Noise is the vampire and Peppino is the vampire hunter, please?

Its been like 50 years and for that I apologize! BuT YES I got to your request, I had hoped that I would have done more but alas! Have doodles.

I like to think Pizzahead had made Theo his lil vampire slave or something lol

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i love your stupid henchman noise and accidentally yoinked him for my own evil pep au immsorry

Whhuuaaaatt? And I don't even get to see??

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If you don't mind, can we get Peppino holding the Noise like a cat

YOU GOT TWO DOODLES INSTEAD OF ONE WOW!!!

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♪ All I, all I, all I, all I wanted was a bit of bread.

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Some doodled based on that @sejii's SUPER TOWER AU over yonder!

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Big ol' Pile of Misc. Theo Doodles.

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Variety of Theo's Zombified, and in some celebrity disguises maybe...?

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Baby

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IT'S CELEBRATE WEARING GREEN DAY.... So it's Maurice's day. And yes I do blame a certain Maurice artist for that Doise doodle.