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You ever gotta shit so bad you almost pass out

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I HATE CHESS PLAYERS every time I try to make a move they're like "Ahh, I didn't know you know the Gripple Wipple Snippy Bip gambit" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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made a picture i will use a lot

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Nothing makes me giggle more than an Instagram post that’s a screenshot of a tumblr post that’s a screenshot of Twitter

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lets play wordle _____

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Porno titles give off the same energy as Amazon listings

Big busty brunette teen step mom + milf + dilf

Bluetooth over ear headphones f406 power noise cancelling 10000 decibels

Get out of my face

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Always tempted to turn my feed republican

I wanna see what the other half sees

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What could people possibly mean by "I support abortion only in extreme cases"?

If something is growing inside of you that you don't want there, that's pretty damn extreme.

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“My toxic trait is- 🤪”

And it’s the most normal thing you’ve ever heard

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Lowk when I misspeak and say entomology instead of etymology when talking about bugs and someone makes fun of me it pmo because I promise I know the difference I’m just tongue tied 😭

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"College is a place of liberal indoctrination."

And what possible motive would liberals have to put their indoctrination behind one of the biggest paywalls to have ever existed?

College is often the first time that someone regularly interacts with a diverse crowd. College is often the first time that someone is encouraged to think for themselves instead of blindly trusting their parents.

They're not being indoctrinated to be liberal. They were previously indoctrinated to be conservative and are now being freed from that.

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They need to stop letting civilians drive white ford explorers

Y’all making me piss my pants out here

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What if I wrote what appeared to be someone’s whole life in a journal, put it in goodwill, and just waited to see if it became a famous relic or sum

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Snack nuts are just an excuse to eat salt and I gotta say, HUGE fan

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How many times a day do you think the Chicago bean gets flicked

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The fervor with which I don’t care is admirable

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Happy Memorial Day

Please be nice to the amusement park workers, we are trying our best