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what if writers did streams like artists did
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if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you
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you expect someone with the name “death the kid” to be super edgy but he owns a skateboard with his dads face on it
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Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down
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I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said
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was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out
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no babe its not cheating its called singular-consentual polyamory and im fucking valid ok
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the gorillaz ‘tranz’ video has trans colors lol ..
cute …
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