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yeah it just happens curse of dog
i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing
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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.
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BLESSED!!!
have a good satori day
happy satori day! 🩷
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This demo is so so good and I need desperately the full game soon or else I'll cry
#first sonic unleashed on pc now this#speed games are BACK BABY!!!!#this game feels so slick...#Honestly might do a video for this game... maybe...
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you ever have more than 5 people over at your house and suddenly it feels like you can't exit your room in fear of encountering a human person? experiencing it rn please send me your strongest plushies to save me...
#I'm sick and also tired please let me go back to sleep god#I just wanna make nachos in the kitchen without being perceived...
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Fuck me on the dance floor wrap your hands around and touch my body
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