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artstyle crisis !

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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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tgaa2 if it was dope

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freak

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This is the funniest Ace Attorney localization of all time.

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my girl maggey is blogging from prison in a maid dress

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This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

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Ace Attorney Movie - Making Of DVD

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i'm having a blast playing through aai2-3 hkkasjdhia I MISSED THEM SO MUCH

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I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen

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[id below] wanted to illustrate one of my favorite moments ever in this game. klavier gavin’s horrible, no good, very bad day…hilarious.

[Begin ID: A 4-panel comic in a sketchy black and white art style.

Panel 1: Klavier is leaning his forearm against the fourth wall and is taking up most of the frame. He has shadows over his face and is very clearly in anguish. Apollo (who has his arms crossed + looks uncomfortable) and trucy (who’s holding her finger up to her chin in thought) are seen behind him.

Panel 1: Klavier is leaning his forearm against the fourth wall and is taking up most of the frame. He has shadows over his face and is very clearly in anguish. Apollo (who has his arms crossed + looks uncomfortable) and trucy (who’s holding her finger up to her chin in thought) are seen behind him.

Klavier [referring to his guitar]: “The very one. Up in flames…and right on stage too.”

Panel 2: Trucy is by herself popping out of a small panel, looking shocked/determined and her arms raised like in her canon sprite.

Trucy: “I actually thought that was part of the show!”

Panel 3: Klavier’s back is turned to the viewer, still in the same melodramatic position as panel 1. His face is obscured and there’s a sfx “sniffle” in small text

Panel 4: In a near identical panel, Klavier’s head raises up to look at the viewer. He has mascara running down his cheek and a darkened expression in his eyes.

Klavier (in a black gooey speech bubble): “Crazy.”

The following three images are the corresponding canon screenshots of this conversation. /End ID]

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Finished the trilogy today

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ace attorney characters: do they fuck good?

phoenix: what he lacks in skill and experience (and i DO believe he lacks these things at least until he starts fucking kristoph on the reg) he somewhat makes up for with enthusiasm and taking direction well

mia: i do think she was partying hard at law school almost rumspringa style after getting away from living as a Mountain Nun so yes

maya: i do think she could fuck like a champ but u gotta be in to her clown antics or it's not gonna land. kinda girl who would strip naked and hten u see shes got like eyes drawn on her boobs with sharpie

gumshoe: i think that he's so The Type of whoever is gonna be sleeping with him that it almost doesn't even matter. he's probably fine though. hes a nice guy.

edgeworth and franziska: sharing a slot because they share an answer. no, for identical reasons. they're such neurotic perfectionists that sex terrifies them because there's not any way to practice before someone has to see you do it. they need someone who can love them the way a tween girl loves a Problem Horse to blossom into their full potential

larry: no.

lana: no because shes a workaholic and shes just trying to get it over with half the time because she's got other shit to do

ema: to repeat myself from earlier i think she kind of sucks and kind of doesn't give enough of a shit #depressiongirlswag

apollo: yeah i think apollo fucks

klavier: this one's really hard to me because i do think klavier is giving it his all but due to him being hot and famous i'm just not sure he's ever gotten honest feedback in this department so i really can't say. i think odds are decent that he's mid and coasting and if he ever knew this it'd devastate him

kristoph: unfortunately for everyone i think the answer is yes but only if his entire personality isn't a dealbreaker for you

lang: obviously. next question.

justine: yeah

asougi: not as good as he thinks he is. once again the hotness is doing a bunch of heavy lifting

ryuu: i know he's a freak in bed but i don't think he knows he's a freak. despite or perhaps because of that that i think he's kind of a savant in this department since it's the version of reality that's funniest for me.

van zieks: pray forgive his discourtesy of getting glass shards and red wine stains on the bedsheets and also just generally staring off into space like a brooding widow during these carnal acts

sholmes: the attention span is just too fucked he's that post about leaving someone tied up in the other room and then forgetting. if you could get him to stay still long enough the dick would probably rule but you can't. you just can't.

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i cant believe he said this to a president of a foreign country ajdksl;d

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