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So, how are you handing the island's new, uh... cube-y-ness?

It's like fucked up Minecraft!

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SKYE IS BACK BITCHES

I was gone for a while, on account of the island being flooded and such. But now I’m back, and with an all new look.

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I hope we can become friends skeye

We most certainly can, dear!

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Buruh you dead?

It’ll take more than several floods and natural disasters to kill this girl!!

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What does ollie feel like is he like cotton candy if he is like cotton candy does he shrink in water

When submerged in water, Ollie shrinks down to a fourth of his size! This is not because he melts, but rather it is because his floof gets heavy when wet! Poor thing hated being stationed at The Shark when it was still up.

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Have you ever thought of asking Midas to make your gun gold?

That'd be awfully heavy to carry all the time, don't you think?

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How did you meet ollie?

I shop at Macy's!

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What’s the story of your swords?

My first ever adventure was a journey to find these legendary swords! They were said to grant overwhelming power, but in the end it turned out that they were just average swords. Though disappointing at first, Ollie and I were glad to at least solve their mystery! They're awfully pretty too, but I usually prefer to use my rifle. It's much more convenient.

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What does Ollie eat?

The truth is that it took me a while to learn about how to properly care for Ollie. I tried seeds, and herbs, and fruit.. but in the end it seems that Ollie only really likes to eat Doritos and other similar chips!

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I have no relation to this Guff guy, but he sure is cute! He's got great taste in hats though, and he seems like a great fluffle role model for my dear Ollie! Oh-- maybe I can set them up with a playdate or something of the sort. What do you lot think?

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Ollie is going to jail for his hat crimes.

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I'm so sick of all the toilets transporting me to random locations. One moment I'm at The Shark needing to pee, the next I'm in the middle of a fire fight. Gimme a break!

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The giant man is singing and throwing people again! Can't I get any peace and quiet on this damn island?

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You're the first top blog for the "Skye fortnite" tag! 👀👀👀

Really? I'm pleased and honored to know this!

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I've been trying to radio Meowscles to check up on him but I'm not getting any proper replies back from his yacht. Instead, the yacht is broadcasting some shrill music from the 80's. Is he having a party without me?

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Thank you, Big Dick Moneybags. I’m honored that you liked my post, and concerned over your choice of name. 

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Tina went on a "cleansing diet" recently. How do you convince a 30-something year old woman to not eat soap?