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I just know Luke and Leia would have dreaded being sick, not because of the actual illness it self but Anakin would go FULL hover mode the whole time, and wouldn’t leave them. Luke would just be “dad I’m literally a Jedi Knight…I can handle a cold” and Anakin would just be “yes a Jedi Knight that’s still my SON, my BOY, do you need more soup?”

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Mace: Skywalker, remember that relic we told you to keep safe

Anakin: Yeah?

Obi-Wan: We need it back now

Anakin: Well…I don’t have it

Obi-Wan: What?

Mace: I knew we should have never trusted him

Yoda: Know its whereabouts, you do hmm?

Anakin: Yeah it’s fine, it’s with someone safe

Obi-Wan: Anakin, it could lure those near it to the dark side

Anakin: Yeah not the person I chose, they are the human equivalent of cookies

Mace:…who?

Obi-Wan, sighing: Anakin…you didn’t

Anakin: I mean, he’s harmless and sweet, no corruption in sight

Kit:…you gave it to Luke

Mace: We are toast

Anakin: …it was a sweet sixteen gift and it’s now a bracelet

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I just know Padmé and Anakin would just put Luke and Leia in matching twin set of clothes like all the time. Padmé does for it the aesthetic and Anakin does it because it is just simpler that ways Like even when Luke and Leia were old enough to pick their own styles, Anakin and Padmé would still give them matching sweaters and socks for Life Day and other holidays and make them wear matching clothes for their family pictures.

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It sucks Anakin had to be Vaderfied because he honestly could have been the cool council member the Padawans could go to if they needed someone to pick them up from a club they definitely shouldn’t have been at.

Kit Fisto is obviously second choice option for this

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I know Obi-Wan’s brain would have short circuited when he sees Luke and Leia yelling for the first time as Luke looked like Anakin when pissed but sounded like Padmé’s “I’m angry beyond belief but I simply sound very disappointed” voice and Leia looked like Padmé but has Anakin’s “I’m pissed and the whole galaxy shall hear me roar” voice and Obi-Wan is just “oh no”

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I just the know the 501st would have given Anakin the most lit 21st birthday

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My lowkey crack fic AU that may never see the light of day where young adult fanfic is being erased by some entity and Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen and Percy Jackson are just “oh crap our worlds are being torn apart” and they realize they need to get to the origins YA novels to prevent them from being erased

And they show up to these worlds, Katniss with a bow and arrow at the ready, Percy with Riptide drawn and Harry with his wand out for whatever danger awaits them in these unknown and dangerous worlds. However they are met with some stressed out , wandering teen in 1950s New York (Catcher in the Rye), some sisters in 19th century Massachusetts (Little Women) and some lower class teens, in Tulsa, OK 1960s (The Outsiders) and Percy is just sees Beth who is just terrified out her mind when he sees his sword and Jo is about to beat him up and Percy is like “so um…I think we have overdone it a bit…this genre was way different back in y’all’s time” and Holden Caulfield is just judging Harry like so hard because he thinks magic is just well “phony” and Harry is just “oh no” and Katniss just sees the Curtis gang, their love for cars and stuff and is just “wait is this District 6?”

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Luke and Leia give me Linus and Lucy vibes

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I just know Ponyboy would have gone through every hair trend of the 20th century and when he visited Tulsa for the holidays , Darry is just “oh no” each time Pony’s hair changed

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I need blind items in the Star Wars universe

“This A++ female senator/former queen had been spending a lot of time with this still young A + list Jedi not quite a Master. Wait I thought Jedi aren’t supposed to be in romantic relationships?”

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I just know little Padawan Anakin would subconsciously speak in Obi-Wan’s accent when around him and Obi-Wan doesn’t talk about it, in fact he finds it endearing

It wasn’t until Mace was talking to Anakin and hear little Ani with Obi-Wan’s vocal cadence and slight Coruscanti accent and he is just “???” because Anakin has only been at the temple for a month? Why does he sound like baby Obi-Wan?

Even when Anakin is a full grown knight, he would slip in this habit when giving report to the council and they are just “yep yep that’s still Obi-Wan’s baby”

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I just know one day, Steve Randle entered the Curtis house when Soda and Darry were at work, Johnny was probably hanging with Dally, Two-Bit is out with one of his blondes and Pony was probably at track practice. The house was empty, just as Steve liked it.

It’s quiet the whole time, Steve is eating some cake and watching TV, maybe squeezed in some homework and like two hours later he hears someone from the bedroom “Hey! Steve what’s for dinner?!”

Steve’s jumped so hard and he fell off the couch and Ponyboy walks in the living room, laughing as Steve was turning red from embarrassment and annoyance.

Well it turned out track practice was cancelled

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Han Solo is the strongest dude in the galaxy. He was dealing with two Skywalkers in the Millennium Falcon at once.

When he made it to the afterlife, everyone gave him an applause for living as long as he did

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Watching the Crown and that scene where Margaret and Elizabeth were talking about how their father said Elizabeth was his pride but Margaret was his joy?

And I had the most twisted fanfic thought…What if Anakin saw Luke and Leia like that if he got to raise them? Should I make a fic on this?

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Padawan Anakin would be the type to try to dye his hair a more honey blond or something but somehow it comes out like a neon green and he just misses his lessons and everything

Obi-Wan eventually finds him, wondering why Anakin didn't show for his lessons and just laughs and laughs and laughs while Anakin is freaking out and decided to take Anakin to a hair salon to fix it

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Anakin (Vaderkin edition) in my fanfic when he spends so much time investigating who poisoned the emperor and but then he find out it’s Padmé and Luke and it turned out mother son bonding time was actually them planning a long, drawn out assassination against the Galaxy’s most powerful figure. Anakin just flip the table because now he has to frame someone else entirely because he isn’t sending wife and son over to the authorities, no nah. Leia comes back from visiting her godparents and just sees Anakin shaking his head and sighing, Luke is grounded, and Padmé giving a bashful smile. Anakin is just “Krennic poisoned Palpatine”

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Breaking from my Star Wars-ness and back to the Outsiders to confess one thing

I did not hate Cherry Valance for not visiting Johnny in the hospital…like even back when I read the book for the first time. Was I a big Cherry fan? Nah, I was paying more attention to Darry if anything but is she the villain?? No???!!!