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For the next twenty four hours, my muse has to answer any asks received with total honesty.
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I got a job as an agent. No way! I’m so happy for you!
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"Did you like them?" She asked, looking up from the bag of said cashews in hand. Agafia had had a few and so far they were pleasant. She put another in her mouth before offering the bag to him. " Would you like some? "
"Have you ever had Honey and Salt cashews?" - Agafia

The fox raised brow. He crossed his arms and spoke to the other . “Of course I have.” He said . The gumhio wasn’t a fan of them but he doesn’t hate them either . Rang was in his apartment searching his fridge for Ramyeon. He wanted something salty and something carbs. Rang frowned.
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Occasionally, I'm alive
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the moment the woman seemed to give in when mentioning that she could cook something, yisoo’s smile almost split his face in half, but when being lowkey called trash she gave him agolden opportunity to be a drama queen and he would die before letting that opportunity pass. “did you just call me trash? what kind of hostility towards your loyal clientele is this? i’m going to call corporate and file a complaint, i’m going to trash your restaurant online and leave you the worst review!” why hadn’t he pursued a career in acting was beyond reason. “i lookwhat?” that comment had for sure gotten his attention, and vain yisoo immediately took his hands over his face, expecting to find something wrong with himself under his mere touch. “you’re crazy, i’m as fresh and handsome as always–”
Mya rarely found herself honestly smiling but seeing her words actually get to Yisoo, even if a little, did bring her joy.
“Loyal Clientele? I.... Hm, surely, it is not a rule or anything... but if you so persistently say that you’re a regular here... you must know that that call will come straight to me, right? Ah yes, it would be so... that it is I, your lovely waiter this evening.... Am the owner, the corporate, the boss, the manager.... You leave your little review, I look forward to it.” she smiled sweetly, patting the top of his head in a patronizing manner. “Worn. Could be just my eyes, hm? Haven’t seen an angel with wrinkles before though..... “ Mya shrugged. “ Perhaps just the lighting here is not suitable for your face.” She turned around and headed for the bar. “I’ll get that water for you. Sparkling should be fine, have a little excitement in your life.”
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RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!
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the moment he saw the woman coming from the back, yisoo’s smile got even brighter, if it was possible, because her annoyed expression brought him the biggest joy. he really thrived on bothering others for some odd reason. one of these days that attitude of his was going to get him in real troubles.
“half an hour ago? nonsense! you’re still here, so i’m sure you can make something for me, right~?” he had the audacity to bat his eyelashes, fingers knitting together to rest his chin over them, that had to be the fakest innocent expression anyone had ever made. “you can evenjoin me for dinner.” he chirped his suggestion in such way that seemed as if he was talking about some kind of reward, even if it was probably the complete opposite of it. “i’m sure you had a long day, you deserve to have a nice dinner with the most pleasant company ever: me~”
“Mhm, half an hour ago. I’m still here so that I can close up the restaurant. Which is in about 30 seconds so, better pick your water quickly.” Mya said, in that ever so kind tone. “Surely I could make something, I am a chef after all but we do have a policy of not giving trash special treatment. If you’re unaware of our opening hours and missed the schedule outside too, they’re also listed on the menu... Oh and look at that, says that the kitchen closes half an hour before the restaurant. Which I’m surprised that you don’t already know since you come by begging for free food every week. Perhaps it is time for you to retire.... You seem a little......” She paused to look at him, tilting her head. “ Worn.”
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Mya was pleasantly minding her own business, taking a walk through the kitchen to make sure everything was clean and ready for the next day when she heard the door open. Inconvenience indeed, though easy to get rid of, right? If it was a normal customer, sure. But she could already hear from the voice that it wasn’t so.
With a sigh, she made her way to the customer side of the establishment, shooting a death glare at her new customer.
“The kitchen closed half an hour ago. So yes, you made it just in time for some water. Sparkling or regular?” Mya asked as she reached Yisoo, putting up her best and sweetest customer service smile.
@skyhighhell starter for mya.

“woah, i made it! and with two minutes to spare.” yisoo has the audacity to chirp as he burst through the restaurant’s front door, just before is closing time, but does he cares about the inconvenience he’s probably gonna be to the employees? of course not. “table for one, please~“ he muses while waddling further into the place, allowing himself to take a seat. the biggest cockiest grin on his lips as he waits for someone to acknowledge him. “damn, i’m starving. i could use some good food!”
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People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.
“I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU
“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU
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reblog this if you’re an indie roleplaying blog with both an LGBTQIA+ mun and LGBTQIA+ muse(s).
i’m trying to get an idea of how large portion of the indie rp community consists of queer muses being written and represented by queer people themselves. allies, don’t interact.
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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
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“Someone who knows about voodoo?” Vaden repeated, clearly amused. He took a look around, the shop did not look like a grocery store, the guy just might be in the right place.
“I know a lil some.” he continued then, watching this skeptic in his shop. “But do you actually want to know? You don’t seem too sure and I don’t sell this stuff as halloween decoration.” Vaden let out nonchalant, leaning on his hand that rested on the counter. “ What are you after, Ethan?”
Ethan had looked around the small shop a moment, but it was the shopkeeper he needed. He hoped that he was the voodoo master he needed for the spell that he wanted, but the shop didn’t look very promising. He set his front teeth in his lower lip, grey eyes checked some of the labels on the bottles before he heard Vaden from behind the counter.
With a small smile he walked up to the counter. “I’m… in the right shop, I hope. I need someone who knows about voodoo.” He began as he gave Vaden a bit of a look, saying that he didn’t really believe it.
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@nevstcries
when ur bored and make sucky ass collages of muses
10/10 would again
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sexual sentences .
a collection of dirty talk sentences.
soft .
“ I want to lick you all over…”
“ You’re so hot…”
“ ~Keep doing that.”
“ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“
“ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”
“ That feels amazing baby “
“ Tell me what you like ~ “
“ Come sit on my lap, love “
“ Mmm… do you like that? “
“ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “
“ You look so handsome right now…“
“ What do you feel like doing to me?”
“ You look so gorgeous right now…”
“ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…”
“ Tell me if it’s too hard…”
“ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ”
“ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”
“ I could spend all day between your legs…”
“ I’m getting close —”
“ You’re so damn gorgeous. “
less soft .
“ I love your big hands all over my ass.”
“ ~ Get on your knees for me?”
“ I love your big hands all over my chest.”
“ I love your small hands all over my cock.”
“ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.”
“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “
“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”
“ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ”
“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.”
“ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…”
“ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “
“ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”
“ You can have me any way you want me baby “
“ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”
“ Where do you want to cum? ~”
“ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “
“ Where do you want me to cum?”
“ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.”
“ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “
rough .
“ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “
“ Get on your knees ~ ?”
“ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “
“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “
“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “
“ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ”
“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ”
“ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…”
“ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“
“… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨
“ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “
“ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “
“ Ride me harder !”
“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”
“ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “
“ Use your mouth on me. “
“ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “
“ I adore how naughty you are. “
“Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”
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He let the sound of DJ Apple’s voice fill the room and his mind, zoning off completely. Not until he heard her finish up the show, Hiroshi sat up and put out the cigarette that he had almost forgot to even smoke. He rose from the bed and walked to the open balcony, debating about the plan for the night. Would it be creepy? Oh most definitely. But he could be quick about, just .... a quick thanks and poof, gone. Perfect.
After at quick wardrobe change, he teleported to a lovely little convenience store in Seoul and waited. After months of excessive stalking, Hiroshi knew the identity of DJ Apple, and today, oh oh oh on this beautiful night, he was gonna meet her and thank her. One could ask why didn’t he just send in a message to the show like many others? Oh that would be pride and the fact that no, he didn’t listen to such things, definitely not. He would just randomly bump into her, yes. So casual.
skyhighhell:
Hiroshi had settled down on his bed after the rehearsal, not even bothered to take a shower. At least he got his shoes off before becoming one with the unmade bed.
With a lit up cigarette, he waited. And if anyone would have asked for what, he would have replied in a sarcastic tone that he waited for the asker’s slow demise. But no, no one was asking. Which worked well for him, no one was allowed to bother his alone time. Except maybe on selected few moments.
A habit of listening to a late night radio show hosted by what Hiroshi could only imagine to be a marshmallow with a bow on top, hadn’t always been the plan. But still, it had become one. The radio turned up high, his eyes closed as the familiar voice announced itself. It brought a calmness to him, weird enough. Sadly it was gone soon, replaced by some korean song. Hiroshi didn’t much care for them but it was fine, it fit the moment. Mostly he just waited for it to be over so he could return to his secret guilty pleasure.
— the song slowly trailed off, sooyoung moving to switch on her microphone again, “how wonderful was that song ?? i just want to wish the contestants on the show and the final eleven the best of luck and i look forward to their future projects,” sooyoung said, adjusting her headset so it sat much better on her head. “i wonder how many of you were also keeping up with the show, there were so much talent and so many teary times,” she laughed softly, “but now it’s come to an end, and wow…i’m always blown away by their skills,” she hummed.
“but, i digress,” she said, reaching forward to adjust her computer screen, “i’m going to read some messages left by you guys,” she stated, “and there are some amazing ones, some heartwarming ones and some we all can relate to,” she nodded, scrolling through the various posts, “i want to take this chance to thank all of you wonderful listeners for always participating in these discussions and the various contests, without you guys, my show would not exist,” she said, smiling softly.
“so our first message is from an anonymous listener…they said i used to have such a clear view of what i wanted to do in the future but now that i’ve reached the end of my educational road, i’m unsure what i want to do.” she read the message, sucking in a short breath, “that is a feeling i can well relate to,” she hummed, “i understand that there are times where we are unsure of what we want to do or if what we’re doing is what we wanted,” she continued, “but have faith in yourself, i’m sure you can figure it out. i believe in you !!” sooyoung cheered, “fighting !!” she said.
“for you, my new anonymous friend, i dedicate this song, young forever by bangtan sonyeondan.” she reached forward to switch the microphone off and start the music.
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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”
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