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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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I had a good day of being a cycle for once, so I gave a cultist man $20 on the walk home. Cultist Man: There must be a mistake! Me: No mistake. I can afford to cut back a little. Have a wonderful day. Cultist Man: (tearing up) praise the patriarch. Suddenly, a shrieky little voice rang out. A small ass cycle wielding a sword and a shotgun barrelled toward me. 105: The fuck are you doing??!!! He yanked the $20 bill from the cultist man’s grip, slicing his fingers on the paper. He stuffed the bloody bill in my face. 105: No. NO. You worked for this money while he sat on his ass and jerked off. YOU KEEP IT. He threw the money in my face. Me: What the fuck is your problem, asshole?? 105: Listen to me, you fucking useless successor . I’m from The Syndicate, where the cultists have the decency to try and work for money, whether it’s shining your shoes, converting you, or just straight up suicide bombing in the name of the patriarch. I once saw a cultist with one leg hop in a circle for hours to make $6 in change! That’s the difference between a classy cultist … and a BUM. Me: Well this is my money. I earned it. I’ll use it any way I like. How do you get your money if you’re so important? 105: I don’t need a job because the director gives me money! A crowd had formed. Everyone was glaring at this scumbag and a few were even cheering me on. Cultist Man: You want a dance, you little prick? Everyone turned to see this cultist man rising to his feet. To our amazement, he began to perform a pitch-perfect, Korean style dance. Cultist Man: Oppa cultist style! The crowd erupted. We all began to join in the dance, save for 105, who turned bright purple. Everyone: Op! Op! Op! Oppa cultist style! I threw my $20 at the cultist man’s feet. Everyone else followed suit, tossing money at him. A CEO in a suit gave him his gold watch. 105 took off running while the rest of us danced into the night.

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is this anything??

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Turtle wof

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Glory!

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in that scene where felix opens the airlocks on the prisoner ship i wish his grav boots came undone and he smacked against the bars like a bug

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Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

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Juice it up‼️

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I always wondered what Siris was up to after leaving Felix and Locus

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HEYYYYYYYY GUYSS!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?? DID I MISS SOMETHING??

hey.

Hey.

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what could they POSSIBLY have to talk about??

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made a lil smth (i love red team)

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forever thinking about this scene from season 11

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saw this and couldnt stop thinking of red team

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Touch Burns

A gentle touch, given without fear, without hesitation, can burn through the fiercest of armors.

It's in the little touches. The way Grif taps their knuckles together for a fist bump.The way Tucker nudges his wrist to adjust the position of his arm wielding the sword. The way Simmons grasps his gauntlet to steady him as he climbs onto the back of the Warthog. The way Caboose's arms curl around his waist and nearly lift him off the ground. The way Donut bumps his hip with his own in passing. The way Agents Washington and Carolina will place their hands on his shoulders, strong steady grips that ground him. The way Sarge slaps a hand against his back with the red colonel laughs. 

The little touches that make him feel human again.

Wip?? I dont think im gonna actually paint this out the way i want to honestly but i'll call it a wip. just in case i do :}

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OWWW??

!TREPANG2 SPOILERS AHEAD!

"Street Spirit (Fade out)" and "Go Slowly" by Radiohead helped me come up with this horrible idea

106 definitely cried that night

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I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal