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Oh… right, uh, Hi’ilani Kealoha, nice to meet you. And no… I think I have it handled
I’d say tourniquet but you mentioned lungs so.
Just. Remember to apply pressure. Locate any severed arteries and grisp them. Slow the bleeding and all.
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Honestly I’m pretty sure he bled out mostly after I passed out…
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Cogita’s working on him. I rinsed off all the blood, I’ve got my stuff out to dry.
…and we aren’t telling anyone what happened.
I’d say tourniquet but you mentioned lungs so.
Just. Remember to apply pressure. Locate any severed arteries and grisp them. Slow the bleeding and all.
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Honestly I’m pretty sure he bled out mostly after I passed out…
#binary stars [friends tag]#shooting star [ask tag]#pinned to the sky [reblog tag]#tw injury#ask to tag
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Nah, I’m just a bit scraped up and bruised. World’s worst love confession 0/10
I’d say tourniquet but you mentioned lungs so.
Just. Remember to apply pressure. Locate any severed arteries and grisp them. Slow the bleeding and all.
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Honestly I’m pretty sure he bled out mostly after I passed out…
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I’d say tourniquet but you mentioned lungs so.
Just. Remember to apply pressure. Locate any severed arteries and grisp them. Slow the bleeding and all.
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Honestly I’m pretty sure he bled out mostly after I passed out…
#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#rotomblr#shooting star [ask tag]#binary stars [friends tag]#tw injury#ask to tag
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I mean if he drops enough parts you could all carry and hug him at once, no need to take turns!
ANON WHAT THE FUCK ACTUALLY 😭 NO
#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#rotomblr#shooting star [ask tag]#tw dismemberment#//only mentioned//#tw injury
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Swaddle his ass, you’ve gotta be good at it by now. Keep those insides where thay belong!
He’s swaddled dw.
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what do you mean "can't die" in conjunction with "swiss cheese"
Giratina hole punched him for attacking her with a tiny alolan vulpix
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nice
I know
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Why don't you just. Let him die. Given the Circumstances
Well number one, he can’t
Number two, we don’t wanna, all three of us have the worst taste in men ever it seems
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Oh that’s no gouda…
ANON I CAN’T LAUGH WHILE WE FLY HIM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN COME ON
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Is there plenty of whine with that cheese or is he dead now
He’s bleeding all over the place and I’m not sure how much of lungs he has left or ribs but uh. We’re gonna drag him to Cogita and see what happens???
#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#rotomblr#shooting star [ask tag]#tw mutilation#//I don’t know what else I would tag this with so#ask to tag
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Are you like. Okay??
Oh, me, Lucas, and Barry are great
Volo is currently immortal swiss cheese courtesy of his own Goddess
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ANON HOLY SHIT
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OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
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Almost at the peak.
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Aaaand we’re off to Mount Coronet!
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…Onto the last one tomorrow. Got a dusk stone for my murkrow
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