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What if you got turned into a 5 year old? WHB kings

Small fic based off of this post I made, tweaked the concept a bit tho

Not proofread, forgive me for typing mistakes-

GN reader/MC :]

This was meant to be done a lot earlier but I just didn't have ANY motivation to write sooo.. /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

Enjoy whatever this is- <3

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When you first woke up you felt weird.. not like sick but just weird. It took some effort but you finally managed to get a glimpse of yourself in the mirror- instead of your usual self there stood a tiny you- around 5 years old in front of the mirror.

Your thoughts were cut off by the door getting opened.

For the first 20 seconds or so you and Satan kept staring at each other before he finally manages to blurt out "What the fuck happened to you?". Honestly, that's what you wanted to know as well because how the hell did you just wake up on a Thursday like this?!

You open your mouth to say something only to manage to say "Don't know". It appears whatever- this was also turned your ability to speak back to the one you had as a five year old, but at least your mind was intact-

"Well shit" The short devil says before picking you up and placing you on his shoulders and bolting out of room straight over to where Sitri, Paimon and Ppyong were talking.

Paimon was the first one to notice you, a gasp escaping his lips "MCC～ What happened to you?" Oh boy, you were going to hear that question a lot.. You just knew it.

You shrug your shoulders. That gesture somehow earned you an 'aww' from Paimon- you could only guess he found you extremely adorable.

"We're going to Tartaros, perhaps Mammon knows how to fix you" 'Someone get me to Lucifer please because he's the closest person who can probably fix this' you think to yourself, internally facepalming. Though a certain concern quickly appeared in your head- how on earth were you going to get there so fast?!

Well you got your answer extremely fast as Satan bolted outside and into where he keeps his motorcycles..

And when Satan placed you on his motorcycle? You almost screamed. Surely he wasn't going to drive there with you on board?! Actually knowing him he would..

Unfortunately you fears were true as the devil of wrath started the engine and started speeding towards Tartaros but at least he was holding you tight so you wouldn't fall?

If you were to ignore the.. few panic attacks you almost got on your trip to Tartaros then you could say it was the best trip you've ever had in your life.

Instead of parking his motorcycle somewhere Satan decided 'fuck driving rules' and drove straight through walls and straight to Mammon.

The sudden stop caused you to fly out of Satan's arms and into Mammon's.

"Who are they?" "MC" "What happened to them?" Ah shit, here we go again. You lift your head "Don't know, woke up like this"

You then noticed Bimet looking at you with an appraising gaze before pulling you into his arms and then pulling a donation box from God knows where- You didn't even have to know that Bimet was going to use your tiny self as means to get money- probably charging Tartaros devils a hefty sum of gold to see you..

You poke Bimet's cheek "I want money." If that fucker was going to make money off of you then you wanted some of the share!

"Fine."

Anddd about three hours later you were regretting your life choices. You weren't going to lie, you were about 60% sure that Bimet wasn't going to try and make money off of you but he did- the good news is that you're keeping 60% of what was earned, the bad news was that you were EXHAUSTED, your legs hurting from walking around so much.. and so now you were leaning against Mammon's chest, his large hands patting your head which caused you to drift off and finally fall asleep.

You're not sure how long you slept but you were woken up by the slight smell of smoke and so you open eyes and you found yourself laying on the couch with Belphegor's arms around you.

"Huh-" you blink before looking around, now all eyes are on you. "His Maj' and I found heard about your situation and now we're here just chillin'". Beleth explains, squishing the cigarette he was smoking under his boot.

Shockingly that didn't comfort you in the slightest.. why? Because if Beleth and Belphegor heard about the situation then how many more- and more importantly- did the angels hear about it?! Or are they the ones behind it?

"Stop movin' so damn much" You hear a tired voice behind you. Apparently you moving around slightly woke the king of sloth up which to be honest made you laugh just a tiny bit.. "Morning" You greet him knowing damn well that Belphegor would rather not be awake right now.. in your defense- it was not your fault that he woke up.

In the corner of your eye you can see Beleth checking the clock, he sighs as he walks over to you, carefully unwrapping Belphegor's arms around you "Sorry we've gotta go, got some stuff to deal with"

You frown a bit- you've been up for about 3 minutes and hadn't had the chance to talk with Beleth and Belphegor much- at least you got to nap. You wave them goodbye and then look around the room "Where Satan?"

"He had something to do in Gehenna so he had to leave" Mammon explains, getting up "I'll get you something to eat". Now that food was mentioned you did realize that you were hungry-

When the door to your room was suddenly opened you almost screamed after realizing who came in.

"And here I thought you couldn't get anymore adorable～" Asmodeus greets you, picking you up. "Have the devils treated you well? Have you been fed proper food?"

'If by being fed means getting no food then yes i've been fed well, really well in fact' you think. But instead of voicing your- thoughts you shake your head and manage to respond with "No food".

Almost immediately Asmodeus frowns at your response, reaching down to boop your nose. For half a second you were temped to bite Asmo's finger like an angry cat but you didn't, instead you respond with "Mammon bringing food".

"I see～Let's hope he brings something that's edible for you, your teeth aren't good enough to bite down on gold". Oh crap- you didn't even think about that- Now you had to pray that whoever of the seven kings held their one shared braincell gave it to Mammon for a moment to make him realize that gold is NOT good food for a human child.. or hell a normal human in general!

'Thanks Asmo now you're giving my small brain the overthinking syndrome..'

Oblivious to your now panicking mind Asmodeus sits down and shockingly begins to tell you about his past wife and kids.

At some point Mammon had come back and (very hesitantly considering Asmodeus' presence) had given you a plate of normal food so now you were snacking on food while listening to Asmo's story peacefully-

Well until that peace was lost by a fly starting to buzz hear your ear!

You pout slightly "Bub.."

Your annoyance was either clearly written on your face or your tone considering the fly disappeared about 5 seconds after. Replaced with Beelzebub's figure standing in the middle of the room- .. holding a bottle of wine?!

"I heard you changed into a child so I brought you something to drink!". You widen your eyes, staring at Beelzebub like he was the biggest idiot in the room- which he was but you weren't going to say that out loud considering you didn't have the will or patience to deal with a fly bugging you for the next week or two..

"Wine is not safe for human children to consume" Asmodeus says in your stead, tightening his grip on you slightly as if he's worried that Beel might actually shove some wine down your throat..

"It's not?" 'Dear god never let this man have kids..' You think to yourself..

"It's not" You confirm with a sigh, focusing on eating your sandwich again. "Do we know what caused this?" Beel suddenly asks and you sigh again. Considering that you had food in your mouth you shake your head as a clear 'no', 'hell no' even.

"We should call Levi!" Beel suggests, earning nods from the two other kings with you. 'Solomon you saying these guys are idiots would be an understatement of the fucking universe time.'

When Leviathan got the call for him to come and take a look at you he almost laughed and he was internally laughing until he arrived in the room, immediately starting to glare daggers at Asmo who's lap you were still sitting in.

And then you were snatched from Asmo's lap by Levi- You weren't a devil but even you could sense the envy radiating from him. "Levi!" Beel greets Leviathan with a bright smile on his face which earned a scoff from him-

'I can't imagine just getting brushed off like that, i'd cry for 6 years at least'

"What happened to them?" Leviathan finally asks- shockingly you didn't hear that as much as you thought you would or maybe you were asleep when those questions were asked- honestly you didn't know. "We don't know, Satan crashed here with his motorcycle with them in his arms" Mammon responds- well at least you didn't have to respond.

"An angel attack?" THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW. "Don't know" You respond, crossing your tiny arms with a pout "We thought you might know Levi" Beelzebub adds, smiling at Leviathan. "Well clearly I don't, I've never seen this before" Okay now you wanted to know- did Levi wake up on the wrong foot or something???

"I'm dialing Lucifer's number～" Asmo says with a slight smirk. "You're not blocked?" You ask with a straight face. In the corner of your eye you could see Leviathan get a small smirk on his face before it returned back to his original expression. The devil king of envy holding you slightly closer as Asmodeus frowns "Blocked"

Yeah you didn't find that part that shocking- almost everyone you know that isn't from Abaddon has him blocked.. more often than not you were this close to also blocking him.

"I'll call Lucifer for master" Mammon says, quickly dialing Lucifer.

[Can this mf just come home to me already? :( Alright back to our scheduled programming.. ]

Shockingly it didn't take that long for Lucifer to arrive. He knocked on the door before walking in, his eyes scanning the room before they fell on you.

"What happened to them?" He finally asks while picking you up from a less than willing Leviathan's arms. Lucifer places his hand on your small forehead as to check your temperature- well you didn't know why he did that but to be fair there was a reason he was a doctor and not you-

"They apparently woke up like this. I miss when my kids were this small" Asmodeus responds with a sigh, clearly reminiscing about the past. "Is it some sort of an angel attack?" Mammon continues, making Lucifer raise an eyebrow- 'Yeah I don't think he's too fond of his former brethen being blamed for everything even if my favorite motto is to blame Gabriel..'

"I don't believe it is" The fallen angel confirms, looking at you again before continuing "I've heard rumors of a mischievious devil going around and spiking other's drinks with magic that turns them into a random creature or in MC's case into a child for a day".

You look at Lucifer with a raised eyebrow- did he deal with someone like this earlier this week or something? "Harmless?" You ask, hands reaching to play with the messy strands of Lucifer's hair. Hell since you had the opportunity to do so- why not? In the corner of your eye you can see Leviathan glaring daggers at you- you were going to get hung for that later weren't you-

He pauses for a few seconds before nodding "I believe it is harmless"

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And that's how you got babied for the rest of the day with Beleth, Belphegor and Satan arriving back at some point.

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Today I present you with: the posters Bael puts up in hell and in the human world whenever Beel disappears for too long

And once again idk if someone did this already but-

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Ppyong appreciation time

Made by yours truly <3

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Insert nice caption

Long story short I found a template on Pinterest and decided "fuck it, imma put WHB characters on it". Idk if someone has already made this though

I put the template down below <3

The template

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Dumbass brainrots part 1

So long story short I was bored and this popped into my mind: Imagine MC and Gabriel fighting or well MC trying to avoid the angel's attacks and then Asmo pops up- MC who avoids the king like the plaque and who wants nothing to do with Asmo's lust suddenly pushes Gabriel towards him while saying "this is my peace offering to leave me the fuck alone sir"

- Thank you for coming to my tedtalk, new episodes coming someday ig-

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A dump of incorrect WHB quotes

Buckle up everyone (Almost every single one is MC- woops)

No I did not count how many there are <3

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Shifter MC screaming and backing themselves into a corner

Gabriel coming through the computer screen to kill MC confused af: "Why are you running, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

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MC: "i've had Ppyong for a day and half, but if anything happens to him i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself"

Ppyong crying happy tears in the corner while devils of Paradise Lost are concerned

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Satan rolling his sleeves, ready for a fight: "Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch we keep going" -

Leviathan: "Nah nah mama raised a bitch let's go"

MC (Said it with a straight face): "Mama didn't raise no one actually my parents are dead"

Lucifer, baffled: "Oh my god"

Beelzebub is also laughing his ass off in the background

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Minhyeok, panicking and walking in circles in the room: "It's a baby with a gun!!"

Satan, very happy, ready to hand another gun: "Aww It's a baby with a gun"

MC: is the baby

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MC: "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

*crickets*

MC: "Dang yall depressed as fuck"

Leviathan: "You didn't clap either!"

MC: "SHUT UP."

Beelzebub: "Do you want a cookie?"

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Leviathan: "Ugh I have no friends"

*Coughing*

Beelzebub next to him "Bitch what am I, a roach???"

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MC when they first appeared in hell: "Hey my name's MC and I'm Solomon's last descendant, totally didn't find that out a few minutes ago"

MC a while later with a proud Satan in the background: "Idgaf what the temperature is, imma slander the angels, getting offended is a Gabriel trait"

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MC who's fed up with the attempts on their life: "FY (Gabriel), FY (Leviathan), FY. You're cool (MC to a Ppyong who's now crying happy tears), and fuck you i'm out"

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Leviathan: "Maybe you should be somewhere else"

Both MC and Beel confused as hell "Have we done something to offend you??"

Leviathan: "Only everytime I see you"

MC: "What the-"

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MC, fed up with Leviathan's shit: "You're a bully, Solomon taught me that there's only one way to communicate with a bully"

Leviathan, confused: "And what was his advice?"

MC: *Smiles and smacks Levi*

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Lucifer: "I didn't want to say, I don't mean to be rude yes I do, but when was the last time you showered? When you came into the room it smelled like ass in the fish market"

Asmodeus: ༼☯﹏☯༽

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MC after getting out of the coffin Levi shoved them in: "Can I speak to a manager? The service is terrible in here"

Leviathan: (¬_¬ )

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WHB as the crayon song

Red: Paimon

Orange: Beel

Yellow: Ppyong

Green: Bael

Blue: Levi, he's being held hostage by MC to be there

Purple: Gabriel

Black: MC who's having a bad day

Brown: Some poor angel also being held hostage

White: Gamigin

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Solomon appearing to MC for the first time: "Yar a wizard (my descendant) MC"

MC, confused: "I'm a what?"

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Satan: "Welcome to hell, thank you for bringing your fucking angels"

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Ppyong, following MC's instructions on dealing with annoying people: "You wanna talk to my manager? MC some bitch wants to talk to you"

MC, standing proudly in the corner, wiping their eyes with a tissue: "They grow up so fast.." ༼☯﹏☯༽

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Lucifer, accidentally getting drunk on human wine: "Fuck off Michael i'm not going to your fucking fight with Gabriel"

MC laughing their ass off in the background while recording

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Beelzebub visiting Mammon in Tartaros: "Why you don't got good candy?! Put it on your list of things to buy"

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Gabriel: "I've been kind to humans for a very long time"

MC: "You tried to kill me yesterday."

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Gamigin, completely serious: "Aren't these trees beautiful? They're the oldest known beings in this park"

Lucifer walking by

MC who woke up and chose violence: "We were wrong"

Gamigin: "MC!-"

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Gabriel: "Last week I told my assistant (Who the hell even is that?) to arrange a company picnic for our top performing angels, I got these assholes"

He then points at Michael and Raphael

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Mammon teasing Satan: "I'm just trying to figure out whether or not I should take you seriously"

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MC who hasn't seen Ppyong in 5 minutes: "Ppyong where are you baby? MC wants to go home and get dr- go to sleep. Has anyone seen my son? OH GOD PPYONG"

Hades devils and everyone else watching the chaos unfold: ⁰ᴗ⁰

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Lucifer who lost Gamigin: "Excuse me ma'am, have you seen my son? He's about this tall, clearly a dragon but we haven't had the talk"

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MC, trying to tease Asmodeus because of a stupid dare: "I didn't know our mascot was a fucking bottom"

Asmodeus only smirks in response.

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Aaaand the random meme/incorrect quotes dump is over-

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WHB Kings as parents

Adopted or biological- These are just my headcanons of the kings as parents.

Now do I think the kings would be good parents? Ehh.. maybe? It honestly depends.. but also for Beel for an example I feel like he'd accidentally forget you somewhere or just legit leave you with Bael- (I promise i'm not slandering him I love him sm)

Update: I did make a small fic but tweaked the concept:

Beep beep

Honestly the best parent out of the kings- considering his experience in raising his brothers when he was an angel- well overall the best dad tbh.

I feel like Lucifer would tell you stories about heaven if he deems them safe enough for kids

So maybe about the scenery, about his past etc.

He'd definitely teach you important life lessons- once you're old enough to atleast understand somewhat.. that's when the life lessons start.

Might even teach you medicine incase you're curious about it

You and Gamigin are the chaos twins but Lucifer still loves you both.

Your future lovers better PRAY to God that they pass the Lucifer test, if they don't they can kisses their asses goodbye without an anesthetic

I don't think he knows shit about parenting

Atleast Levi will make sure someone (Foras cough cough) keeps an eye on you 24/7 to make sure you're safe.

Leviathan will not be the most affectionate to you but he still cares for you

If you mention wanting something expect to find it in your room. Don't ask him though, he'll deny it 100%.

You'll have the best fashion ever, if you're his child then naturally you have to look good as him, just not better, he'll get envious.

Your future lovers also better pray to someone that they'll pass the Leviathan test (Failure rate 99,9%). If they don't they're turned into coffin monster food, simple as that.

This can go either two ways

He'll leave you with Bael

And Bael will curse him out for it..

But Beel will send you tons of gifts that he's either found or gotten while he's been out, which may or may not include wine because he doesn't know that it's not safe for children to consume- but atleast you'll have a stash for when you're an adult?

Bael also curses him out for this and he may or may not have stolen a bottle or two because he's tired of Beelzebub's shit.

Second option- he brings you with him at all times which is like- good job your life is a constant roadtrip.

You'll need a few- hundred phones to for your pictures unless you have godly memory

When Beel forgets something he asks you about the memory and 100% wants you to send him pictures of the moment if you have them.

Beel will also 100% want to create tons of memories with you so he doesn't forget that you're his child.

Your partners might have to pass the Beelzebub test a few times because he'll forget..

but on the good side atleast they can sorta memorize the answers in advance for the next time they have to retake the test?

The best dad #2

I mean come on, mf had a wife and kids.

He'll often take you out to visit earth and during that time he'll ignore the people swooning over him, your enjoyment is his top priority.

If you're in an amusement park/arcade he might charm the employees to give you free plushies..

Honestly though Asmodeus might be the reason why you're single.. If your partner is a devil I can guarantee you that they'll run to the fucking north pole to avoid taking the Asmo test that determines whether or not they're good enough for you.

And Asmodeus has the highest standards, he wants the best for his child..

But other than that he's on the same level as Lucifer- maybe honestly even higher?

If you end up as a spoiled child it's all Mammon's fault.

Mf will buy you anything you want including stuff from earth

Nobody also dares to fuck with you considering how big Mammon is-

I'll be 100% honest if you're holding a birthday party or just any event Bimet will be there and he will try to charge people for everything- A guest wants to use the bathroom? Pay him 50 bucks.

And of course Mammon is watching him not giving a damn- in fact he might tell you to look up to Bimet..

When it comes to your partners I'm honestly not sure- I feel like Mammon would have them prove their worth to him in some kind of way considering you deserve nobody but the best.

The Mammon test might include having your partners give him treasures that he hasn't discovered yet.. so uhh- welp, that's nice.

You're Beleth's child now, congrats you're switching fathers like it's musical chairs!

No but- Beleth will look after you 99,9% of the time. The only time when he's not looking after you is nap/bed time.

During that time you're 100% with Belphegor and he'll make sure you get ZERO nightmares. Your sleep is important to him (Just like you are- he just doesn't have the energy to take care of you all the time)

Imma be 100% fr- You're gonna have piercings.

Your partners have to worry about the Beleth test more than the Belphegor test considering his only requirement is that his sleep (and yours) doesn't get disturbed.

You might end up as short as him-

Jokes aside you'll have a FUN childhood. Satan will 100% let you on his motorcycle.

If you don't want a motorcycle later in life I'd be shocked honestly.

He'll also teach you the classic Satan yeeting method- (Aka ass kicking to the Gehenna devils)

Does Satan really know how to parent? Not really but he'll try his best

If something annoys you/makes you sad prepare for it's funeral- whether it's a devil or an object. How dare something/someone annoy you or make you sad.

When it comes to the Satan test I feel like It'd be a motorcycle race.. If your partner doesn't win they'll get their asses kicked out of Gehenna and into Paradise Lost..

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Going shopping with the kings

So you decided to do some shopping in the human realm

Would the kings be helpful?

(I accidentally posted this when it wasn't done cuz my phone sucks lmfao-)

Okay ngl I feel like he'd slip into fatherly persona here-

Like he'd help you get the stuff you need- and he'd probably hold your bags aswell because he knows how heavy some bags can get thanks to shopping with his wife before.

Of course he'd also flirt with the employees to get you a discount cuz he knows stuff is expensive-

No.

Bro would not be helpful at all.

He'd 100% wander away from you and your cart because he cannot stay still and a few minutes later the shop/mall intercom says "MC, please come get uhh.. your child?"

Atleast you can enjoy the confusion on the employees faces when they realize you (probably) look younger than Beelzebub..

It didn't take you long to figure out that mf introduced himself as your child like the menace he is.

Beel might carry your bags but make sure he's with you at all times- he's likely to wander off with your bags in hand and then misplace them somewhere..

Levi would be sorta helpful?

He'd walk along with you glaring daggers at anyone who dares to look at you so atleast you won't have any unwanted advances towards you?

Leviathan is 100% going to judge what you buy, saying Hades would've provided with better stuff.

If you think he's going to carry your bags then you're more than a bit delulu. He's too good for that

Maybe if you promise to choke him later he might carry one or two.

The best person you can bring with you.

You want it? You got it.

Saw a plushie or game you like? It's yours.

Mammon will 100% carry your bags for you- and he'd carry you on his other arm if you let him.

He will insist that you only buy the best.

People will 100% stare at you at the checkout either because of your total or because of how much expensive stuff you got.. or both..

With Mammon around I can guarantee you won't get hit on- nobody wants to try with this giant man around..

10/10

The second best person you can bring with you.

He's not clueless about what to buy compared to the other kings.

Lucifer might comment on it if you buy tons of snacks but he knows it's your money your choice.

If you're buying medicine Lucifer will shake his head at you, Paradise Lost has better medicine and for you it's free so why bother spending your money on shitty painkillers

If it's prescribed Lucifer won't comment on it. Not sure Paradise Lost has medicine for anxiety/depression (this is just an example)

Honestly he'd put the other kings on a leash just to make sure they behave and won't embarrass you (They'll find a way anyway..)

The most useless mf ever.

It's a miracle you even got him with you while shopping.

You can either have him sleep in the shopping cart, on the floor or having someone carry him-

Honestly it's just better if you left him at hell-

Considering how short he is an employee might mistake him for a kid so you'll probably have to drag him out quickly..

Satan will not be able to get stuff from the high shelf so don't ask him..

If you're buying something that needs durability checking definitely don't ask him- he'll smash it into pieces and you'll have to pay for it- and you'll probably get a lifelong ban from said store..

I'd say it depends on what you're buying- you can bring him along with you but don't try to test anything with him..

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Giving them timeout - The kings + Gabriel

Whether it was due to a dare or for other reasons you've gone to the kings (and Gabriel) and with a straight face said "You're in timeout, go to the corner and think about what you've done"

I also made my own dividers/headers (I think that's what they're called???)

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As soon as the words "You're in timeout" left your mouth you immediately regretted it, considering the stare Satan gave you and for a few seconds you were certain you were going to end up like other Gehenna devils- kicked in the ass and laying on the ground with a concussion considering you're a human but no, that fate didn't belong to you.

Satan blinked and looked towards Sitri who was just as baffled as he was.. still both he and Sitri did as told and went to the corner (even though you never told Sitri to go to the corner?).

Ppyong stared at you for a minute before he also flew in the corner- long story short at the end of the day almost every single devil in Gehenna went to the corner (if they saw you) and "thought about what they've done" even if you tried insisting that it was a joke. After trying for about 30 minutes you gave up on trying to explain yourself and the dare..

Conclusion?

What started as a small dare from a devil from Hades turned into the damn country of Gehenna putting themselves into a corner just because you told Satan to do so.. good job?

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"Huh? Whadd'ya say?" Belphegor asks before miraculously falling asleep, no doubt avoiding the.. fate you had given him out of nowhere.

You blink twice and look at Beleth who only shrugs, lighting up another cigarette before walking up to the now slumbering king and dragging him to the corner where you were pointing at a few seconds ago.

"That's as good as 'thinkin about what you've done' you'll get".

"Right because he's going to dream and think about what he's done.." You mumble sarcastically knowing damn well that Belphegor was probably dreaming about his beloved anime. It was meant to be a joke anyway! But perhaps you'll keep that part to yourself.

Conclusion?

Belphegor doesn't give a single fuck but at least Beleth put him in the corner for the sake of entertaining you.

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What's the most rational response to a manic angel trying to kill you? Telling him he's in timeout.

When the words "Damn- bro you're in timeout, go to the corner and think about what you've done!" left your mouth Gabriel FROZE, staring at you as if you were crazy

Which to be honest you probably were- I mean you told a seraphim trying to kill you to go in timeout.

Gabriel suddenly lets out a laugh of pure disbelief, his grip on his scythe tightening, no doubt thinking about making your death as painful as possible.

"How dare you.." He suddenly asks, trying to sound intimidating but considering the look of pure confusion on his face- it didn't work..

Conclusion?

You've made Solomon extremely proud of you. He truly feels like a proud father now.

Honestly this gives you a perfect chance to run away and hope for a nearby king to save your ass..

Gabriel hides the fact that YOU told him to go to the corner like a child from his fellow seraphim-

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"Master?" Mammon asks, looking at you like a puppy who just got scolded for something- The look he gave you almost made you crack but you stayed firm, crossing your arms in response "You heard me. You're in timeout, go to the corner and think about what you've done."

"I understand" Mammon says as he walks into the corner and suddenly he pulls out his phone, immediately beginning to order something- no doubt gifts in hopes of apologizing to you for something he didn't even do-

He has no idea what he's done to make you upset but he'll try to make it up to you in anyway he can.

In the end you don't even have the heart to tell him that it was a dare from a random devil from Hades- I mean he went through extra lengths to try and make it up his nonexistent crime-

Conclusion?

He's confused as hell

Will try to make it up to you no matter what

It's actually very easy to make him go sit in a corner- (because he wants to please you)

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"Oh my?" Asmodeus looks at you, his grin widening at the order- honestly you weren't sure what you were thinking when you got a dm from a random number daring you to go tell Asmodeus of all devils to go sit in a corner and think about what he's done..

"... Nevermind" You mutter, silently calculating how far away the door was so you can try and make your (meaningless) escape.

As if sensing your- discomfort Asmodeus laughs again "Since you asked so nicely"

You were about to ask what when you found yourself sitting on Asmodeus's lap while the devil of lust sat himself in a corner.

Conclusion?

It was not a good idea to tell him of all people to go sit in a corner

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It doesn't take more than 5 seconds for Beelzebub to start laughing so hard he almost falls onto his ass. Honestly what were you thinking? You know damn well the fly king isn't going to go in the corner and think about what he's done- hell does he even remember the times he's wronged you?-

"How amusing! You should join me then" Beelzebub comments with a huge smirk. You quickly shake your head and bolt out the door.

For the next week or so you've always had this one annoying fly buzzing in your ear, no doubt Beelzebub getting his revenge on you in the most infuriating way possible-

Conclusion?

I hope your nerves last for the next week because that fly is going to keep buzzing around you and evading your attempts at killing it.

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"Hang." Leviathan orders almost immediately, your eyes widening as you're lifted off the ground.

You quickly glare at Leviathan and with the remaining courage you got managed to stutter out "B-bad. Corner now Leviathan."

As you began to slip into unconsciousness you were certain you saw Solomon grinning at you while mouthing the words "You've gotten so arrogant from the last time we spoke I'm actually getting a bit teary eyed"

That unconsciousness however never came as Leviathan finally let you go, glaring daggers at you while crossing his arms "What gives you the right to order me around?"

Conclusion?

Levi hung you and made you leave his office almost immediately.

Shockingly he did go and stand in the corner for a minute before resuming whatever he was doing that you dared to interrupt.

Solomon is giving you ghostly headpats for the next week for being so arrogant against Leviathan.

After those words left your mouth what followed was a staring contest between you and Lucifer along with Ppyong freaking the fuck out in the background.

"Well this is new" Lucifer finally says before shaking his head, a faint smirk appearing on his face. To Ppyong's shock Lucifer does as told, standing in the corner for a few seconds before turning back to you

"Satisfied now?"

"Very" You nod and give Lucifer a thumbs up

Conclusion?

You gave Ppyong a heart attack and he decided to go to the corner as well-

[sl3epyaf]

Lucifer, Leviathan and Gabriel if you swapped bodies with them for a week

So imagine if you swapped bodies with them for a week-

Note: I made Gabriel's part based off on the story so far

♥ Lucifer ♥

What he'd do/ his thoughts

He's the reasonable one so he'd try to look for a way to get back into his body asap. Because frankly he does not trust his body with you- He's only dreading the chaos you can cause with either the patients in Paradise Lost or even heaven itself!

If you weren't in Paradise Lost before you switch he'd probably call you and warn you not to do anything stupid

If you are in Paradise Lost he'd keep an eye on you.

Lucifer would take this as an opportunity to get a closer look at you though to see if there's something he could've missed with his checkups

Would he cause chaos in your body? Not really, I don't think so

Overall Lucifer would not enjoy this bodyswap- well maybe 20% would but the other 80% does NOT like it.

♥ Gabriel ♥

What he'd do/ his thoughts

God help him- When he heard some lower rank angels freak about a bodyswap thing he didn't care. He started caring really quickly when he woke up in an unfamiliar place that looked similar to hell and he started caring even more when he saw YOUR face staring back at him in the mirror.

You better not think of doing anything stupid in his body because if you do- he's gonna try and kill you even more than before now

Now is he going to try and cause chaos in your body? Ehh.. he's probably debating if he should kill you but in the end I feel like he'd go against it considering HE is the one in your body.. but he is definitely going to take it as an opportunity to scout the surroundings to see which devils you're with and who's potentially protecting you (even though only the kings could really match up with him) and plan your demise for the whole week while praying to God in secret to not expose his cover.

And after the week is over?

He's coming for you-

Overall rating? He HATED it and is blaming you for it (even if you're innocent lol) .

♥ Leviathan ♥

What he'd do/his thoughts

Somebody better get him back to his body or he's strangling the nearest person himself.

If you're not close Leviathan would take this as a moment to see if you have any hidden agenda or any of that sort to ensure Hades's and Hell's safety

If you're close- I suppose he'd act like himself while also searching for a way to get back into his body asap because he also does not trust you in his body.

Would he cause chaos in your body? Not really. Maybe if one of the kings are there and they're getting on his nerves..

Overall rating? 4/10.

[sl3epyaf]

WHB kings as stupid/random things I've done in minecraft

First post is a shit-post, do I care? No, not really

Also includes some headcanons-

I've highlighted the things I've done with bolded letters and just added the rest

‧₊˚✧[Satan]✧˚₊‧

Saw the skulk shriekers and thought "I can take the warden in a fight"

I Got clapped (and traumatized but knowing Satan his ass would NOT get traumatized).

Teleported back for a rematch, got clapped again

Satan would 100% repeat the process until he finally beats the warden. (Or until the monitor gets broken tbh..)

Satan would 100% play on hardcore until he dies and punches his monitor- and then he'd repeat the process all over again, Gehenna stores who sell gaming equipment are happy to take his broken set up and then give him new ones for free.

‧₊˚✧[Mammon]✧˚₊‧

Forgetting/not using a shield

Tbh I feel like most of the kings think that their powers transcend into minecraft so instead of bringing a shield Mammon brings.. himself and fists-

Most of the time I forget to bring a shield and when I do it just sits there in my inventory so I feel like that'd also sort of apply to Mammon too

He'd 100% look at you like "How come my powers arent working?"

‧₊˚✧[Leviathan]✧˚₊‧

Not wearing armor

He would've 100% commissioned someone (Or forced you.. either way works) to make him into a minecraft skin and you best believe he isn't gonna cover his ass with 'armor', he doesn't need it. :)

So that's how he dies often which results in Hades devils getting hung if you're not around.

At least Levi's smart enough to know he cannot use his powers- so that's why he insists on getting the most op sword (More like having you or Foras farming for it)

‧₊˚✧[Asmodeus]✧˚₊‧

Breeding too many sheep so they're the only thing you can hear near your house

I wish I was joking but in my- and my friend's defense we wanted more colorful wool.

You know this mf would do this with every single animal. I hope you have a good PC/Laptop, you'll need it

He'd name every single animal too with nametags so he'd ask you for more than a few of them considering he's not gonna search for them himself

Asmo is a 50/50 about whether or not he knows his powers dont work in game-

‧₊˚✧[Beelzebub˚₊‧

This is gonna be the longest, everything I've done feels Beel coded

You know damn well mf forgets his way back to his base (assuming he made one-) cuz he keeps exploring and he is the reason why keep inventory is on- so if he gets too lost he can do /kill without losing his items

Either of the next two things can also happen:

He is the reason why there are phantoms every night, his ass does not sleep and only runs around

He sleeps every night and sets his spawnpoint in random places so he has no way of going back to his base unless someone teleports him

He'll get distracted by MANY things in minecraft so it wouldn't be shocking if he threw his enchanted diamond shovel into lava (Yes I did this- I've also thrown my netherite sword in lava :( )

He'll set up a chest somewhere and then die- therefore his stuff is now in the middle of fucking nowhere.

This mf would also not wear armor- scratch that- the only thing Beelzebub would remember to bring is fucking food. He'd also think that his powers work in game.

‧₊˚✧[Belphegor]✧˚₊‧

Bro would be so asleep he hasn't even opened the game about 90% of the time

He'd go AFK (Fall asleep) in a not safe place, therefore he gets clapped

‧₊˚✧[Lucifer]✧˚₊‧

Name 3 chickens after the three remaining seraphim (I have a sign that says "Here lives the three twink seraphim")

Knows his powers dont work in game and is judging the other kings for thinking so

He would most likely try and recreate all of Paradise Lost in minecraft-