#what in hell is bad

[biancax23]

SATAN IS SO DAMN HANDSOME OMG! PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE 😮‍💨

Here's the other kings in their pirate outfits:

[sparkbeast20]

Pirates Legs!!!

Links to the tweet

[wihellib]

Are ya ready, kids?

[da-shrimping-station]

There's such a thing as too much yellow

He needs to have black to balance things out cuz even his shirt is yellow 😭😭😭

.....how does he even put that hat on

[kawaiipaimon]

Full HD de estos papuchos <3

[banzaitaka]

Forgot to share this

This is an anatomy study I swear

That was only half a lie

[cherryxblossxms]

Hi can i please be the ship's assigned shared whore like.. Im ready to ride them all day, all night, any position, no condoms, and multiple can ride. Please please please 🙏

[r0-boat]

Happy Father's Day

Here is more peepaw Solomon Father AU.

Whb! Solomon x child! Reader (platonic)

Reader is of related to Solomon whether They are directly related or timey whimy bullshit where he takes care of his descendant It's up to you!! Just enjoy single dad Solomon! And your seven doting mothers uncles.

SFW

Solomon awakes from a familiar shrill cry in the night, he looks out his window and when he sees nothing but stars he sighs rubbing his tired eyes.

Solomon has faced angels has seen the seven kingdoms of Hell, He has seen the good and the bad and the very ugly of all three worlds. As well as travel across continents. None could prepare him for his most greatest task...

Half asleep half awake He drags his feet over to your room. A roomy nursery surrounded by luxurious gifts from friendly angels and devils alike. And in the crib made out of solid gold and luxurious silks there you were instead of sleeping with your horned cat plushie you wept.

His heart aches as he scoops you up into his arms. "Shhh child... I'm here Papa's here... Did you have a nightmare my sweet?" He coos bouncing you and himself up and down a hand padding out back as he cuddles his head into your chubby little cheeks. Despite his soothing Your cries did not quell.

"are you perhaps hungry?" He mutters to you as if you have the capability of responding.

"or maybe it's your diaper?" Solomon lets out a tired sigh. "Perhaps it is time to make a call..."

As if on cue his pact mark glows with the mark of Asmodeus. He appears behind him not so much as a hello I see scoops you from your father's arms holding you as if he has done this a hundred times. "There there little one you're better father is here.~" Asmodeus coos before shooting a little smirk at your fuming father.

Solomon resisting to urge to deck the narcissist He pinches the bridge of his nose. Usually with devils he's very calm and cordial but tonight and from days of lack of sleep from your screaming His temper is on a shorter fuse.

"Just- you know why I called you..."

Asmodeus rocking you in his arms puts a hand on his chest "ouch~ is that how you react to your darling Asmodeus?"

His swaying and humming lulls the child to sleep before resting you in you're golden crib.

He turns to the purple-haired human with it toothy grin "My babysitting doesn't come cheap you know~."

With a stern look Asmodeus backs off... For now. "Anyways my dear, if you ever need help then babysitting I could take the little one off your hands. Oh how I do miss having a babe in my arms. Do get some sleep.. you'll be needing a rest from the next time I see you. " He gives him a dark chuckle and as quick as he came he left.

Using a little amulet an artifact that it costed him almost his life to get, and spent years of his life to make. You are able to safely being hell and in heaven. The red and gold shiny pendant made you want to grab and chew on it which Solomon constantly stopped you from doing afraid it might break.

Human children do not grow a magical immunity until 18. So any human under the age will not survive long and hell and cannot take in devil's energy. Because of that devils have never seen a human child let alone a human baby. And oh how popular you became... Solomon had to cradle you protectively with a fake smile turning down every devil in hell that wished to hold you and ask questions and give you treats he had no idea what was in.

He trusts Mammon the most. His chefs are entirely trained, somehow with human children in mind. But even with the king of greed, he still has to watch out, as when his back is turned, family second, Mammon tries to give you luxurious foods like caviar, a delicacy, but something you definitely could not have.

"What good is something so cute, small and fragile if I cannot spoil?" Mammon huffed and frustration.

"Friend you've spoiled them enough... He was spoiled them enough for thousands of years!" Solomon chuckles.

"ha! A mere minute of a devil's lifetime!"

Satan was far too dangerous to babysit a child even though he desperately wanted to but you are far too young, But it is nice to have support perhaps when you get older you can visit.

He has never seen Leviathan to be so... Afraid of something so small and tiny. He smiled mischievously as he gave You to Leviathan and the devil just freezed. Leviathan still has no idea what to do with this child However he'd come to find out that under his care he has become fiercely protective So much so he has baby proof to the entire Castle. The look Leviathan gives anyone that makes you laugh and something they will see in their nightmares. Oh how his old prickly friend hates when every time you see him you cry. But it is deserved...

Beel surprisingly is very good with kids, Solomon has noted. Every time you babble coherent nonsense he just responds and talks to you back. Beelzebub is still unsure why you like him so much But maybe he can't see how much you love trying to push him in a swing. Or when He plays with your baby toys with you.

Lucifer says he cares very little for his child but the amount of fruit baskets and free formula and diapers he a sent is far too many to be simply a "humble gift"

Now that he thinks about it the only devil who hasn't taken to you well is Belphegor... Who has said and he quotes "Nah children are annoying... They cry and scream and all they do is poop and sleep."

But his subordinates however... Cannot seem to say no when they're forced into playtime....

Is that...? Huh It seems that Belphegor isn't immune to your puppy dog eyes either. As they locked eyes He saw the most amazing site of Beleth and Belphegor and tiny glittery plastic outfits at a table.

[roxanne193018]

Luci with glasses :3c

But he gets excited when he sees MC

[cafezinno]

Não dêem atenção aos meus erros..

[jazeswhbhaven]

On GAWD I'm going to eat Asmo's thigh and do whatever Belphie tells me to do

out of everyone's fits I like theirs the best especially after seeing their full body

[sparkbeast20]

[sulumuns-dootah]

I need Beleth to take a vacation pretty please, take him to witness horrors or find inner peace

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Beleth's trip took a bit of an unfortunate turn, but worry not, he still enjoyed his stay :)

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Beleth at an animal shelter after its workers mistook him for a stray cat

Beleth at an anime convention where Belphie sent him for some merch

Beleth being taken to the vet by the shelter's staff

Beleth finally getting to his hotel room

Beleth at a pet shop I took him to (he wasn't a fan v.v)

Beleth meeting a familiar face

[da-shrimping-station]

the amount of beef i have with this outfit....

They dressed the King of Greed in rags. Literal fucking rags for an outfit. It's more tattered than Belphie's! Sure there's a lot of gold there but it's all being drowned in the stupid color palette. How can the gold stand out from the piss yellow colors they put him in 😭 there should've been black on the outfit! His base sprite is like 70% black from his robe thingy and it's fine! That's good contrast and it makes the golds more obvious!!!

Look at this. I went and set the image into grayscale and the original sprite is dogshit with the color values. It's all one blob of gray. Sometimes a good design isn't just about colors but contrast too.

Look at the other sprites. They have a decent enough balance between light and dark values.

For Lucifer, the dark coat outlines his silhouette better and the belts create segments in a way so his body doesn't look like a blob of white.

For Belphegor, it's all black yeah but that makes you immediately look at his chest and face (and his piercings), which becomes the focus instead (no I do not want to talk about his funky ass hat what the fuck is that)

Satan, Asmo, Levi, and Beel have good enough values all over. If there are areas where it looks like the same shade in grayscale, they differentiate it through either color or texture. I.e., Satan's pants and coat lining are red but they vary in saturation and texture. Pants are a saturated red while the coat lining is patterned. Same situation with Asmo's belt wrap and coat lining, as well as Levi's coat and the bow’s patterned cloth (what a fucking diva he just has to have a bow)

Beel's coat lining could have more differentiation. Ik his base sprite is purple on the inside, but if they didn't wanna mix in Levi's colors in his outfit, then they could've gone with a lighter shade of green.

But Mammon,,,,oh dear me what the fuck did they do to youuuuuu 😭 bro wait til I get my shrimpy hands on a better quality version of the sprite i have so much to say about it

Anywayyy, thanks for reading til the end! 🦐

[repulsivegoblin]

You see I love my pirate husbands.