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Ok thanks to the Emperor *hust hust* I have to say this in this context, this discussion is gone.

But I just want to show you what the female Custodes and the Sisters of Silence did together. While, this kind of fans, were upset about female Custodes.

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Sadly not in every, but yes.

Just walking inside a Müller (german drugstore with other random items), when suddenly this appears.

And getting tempted to spice up my Emperor's Children with this

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We, as a fandom, don't appreciate enough how emo Abaddon is, even before the whole "i hate dad" phase, he has the constant vibe of an angsty teenager who thinks his dad and friends are embarrassing, and don't get me started on the screaming match he had with Horus in Horus rising, like, we get it you're hardcore.

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Ok, in my defense, I was thinking about this for a while before I got into Warhammer and ok it's not a Primarch, more an Astartes.

But yes here is someone, because of our Lord Commander Eidolon, I got a side cut and trying to get a cool and clear silver blond. I'm almost there but need to refresh it.

Question, how many of you are growing your hair to look like primarchs?

I’ve sacrificed my 6 monthly diy mullet + uneven microbangs to pursue having hair down to my ass

Did anyone start a platinum hair journey and spend all of their money on it because of Fulgrim?

I wonder if there’s anyone here who did the abbadon or eidolon haircut

Me, emerging one more year into the Warhammer fandom, buff with hair to my crack and 2000$ in hair salon bills

I want to know if there’s anyone else here getting influenced

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I know, to be honest I got inspired by you and then i saw this.

Just walking inside a Müller (german drugstore with other random items), when suddenly this appears.

And getting tempted to spice up my Emperor's Children with this

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Alright @ladymirdan you're the Ultra Marine expert, but for me this is another proof why the Ultra Marines are basically cats, right?

That cats are both good at learning by imitation and deeply concerned with procedure and routine can be a mixed blessing. On the one hand, it means that cats will pick up on a lot of things that other animals would need training for simply by watching you model appropriate behaviour. On the other hand, sometimes a cat will infer a rule you maybe didn't intend to follow and take it upon itself to enforce that rule, and now you're a grown-ass adult with a fixed bedtime.

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Just walking inside a Müller (german drugstore with other random items), when suddenly this appears.

And getting tempted to spice up my Emperor's Children with this

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All from @mattxiv on Instagram.

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What we really need, what we REALLY need is more Erebus in 40k-proper, not just in the Horus Heresy. I wanna see him, I wanna know what he’s doing, I want a 12 book series documenting fun japes and beautiful back stabbings. Don’t need no more mopey ass Chaos, no sir, what 40K needs is some good ol’ evil Erebus being the best character Warhammer has to offer. And how!

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I know I'm weird and I would never stand a chance but me when I meet a Emperor's Children Flawless/Palatine Blade or maybe even Lucius...no no ok he is in the Black Legion now, but Telemachon.

Don't judge me, but this was the scenario in my head while reading this.

Just got accosted by some mysterious masked swordsman with custom battle music. I thought I was doing okay against him until he said something like "enough of this tomfoolery" and did some nonsense sword attack that reduced me to 1 hit point. Then he just left being all "we shall meet again my little dove" or whatever.

I hate my life.

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like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

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I don't know, but this picture is right into my feels for not reblogging it.

Happy pride month with finally become your true self 🫂🏳️‍⚧️💕

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Some lineart of Guilliman and Fulgrim having a nice tête-à-tête.

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Sorry not sorry but this slays much.

Mortarion fem version , cosplay made by me 🪰

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Some inspirational quote from the Dark Apostle himself!

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But, as much as I like him, Fulgrim is not really better. I mean he is basically this typical Ice Skating Mom, in the worst way possible.

it's genuinely hilarious that a lot of the primarchs want to kick their legions in the head until they die. and who could blame them! they didn't want to be father but now they've got upwards of 1,000 genesons (whatever that means) who worship this fuckign weirdo claiming to be their dad AND WORSHIP THEM

if given the opportunity i would hit every iron warrior in the head with hammers

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!