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It Ain’t Rocket Surgery
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slamburger · 6 hours ago
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tucking him in
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slamburger · 9 hours ago
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slamburger · 9 hours ago
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The Yuri between them is crazy
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slamburger · 9 hours ago
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Made a littleguy Zaku @littleguysdaily
(a reference to this post)
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slamburger · 9 hours ago
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That last poll was fun. Let's do another. There's probably going to be a few of these so... have fun!
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slamburger · 10 hours ago
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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slamburger · 10 hours ago
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slamburger · 10 hours ago
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I guess I’m waiting for Urdr Hunt now. GQuuuuuuX wasn’t… great. It is to Gundam what the Sequel Trilogy is to Star Wars.
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slamburger · 1 day ago
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"where are the democrats!?" you didn't vote for them. they have no power. because you didn't vote for them. so...? what would you have them do. since you didn't vote for them. y'all just want leftist trump. you just want another dictator but who kills the people you want. you are no different.
I am reclaiming 'both sides are the same' for liberals/progressives. Yeah both far right and far left are the god damn same.
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slamburger · 2 days ago
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slamburger · 2 days ago
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In all seriousness the degree to which the terminally online types hate vote scolding indicates it's probably effective on some level. I wonder how many voted Harris or for local Dems and genuinely feel bad but would lose all their friends and followers if they admitted it.
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slamburger · 2 days ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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slamburger · 2 days ago
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Allow me to introduce you to Valstrax, Monster Hunter’s fighter jet Elder Dragon.
My problem with the dragons-with-bat-wings-versus-dragons-with-bird-wings debate is that it doesn't go far enough. We need to really push the envelope with respect to draconic aerial mobility. Anti-gravity dragons. Dragons with organic VTOL turbines. Dragons that inflate themselves with lifting gas and float like dirigibles, and I say this one in the full awareness that what I'm picturing and what many of you are picturing are very different.
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slamburger · 2 days ago
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My favorite-ever Robot Chicken skit.
It is so unbelievably funny that the moment Mon Mothma makes the declaration of Rebellion to the galaxy, literally everything for the empire fucking falls apart in the span of a god dammed year lmao
Mass rebellions, Sabotages, the empire panicks and forces things harder which results in more rebellion.
Then Governor Pryce dies, Thrawn disappears from the face of the galaxy, a Jedi denies Palpatine the way into the world between worlds by destroying a one of a kind temple, and the TIE defender program is shut down, and the empire loses Lothal.
Then literally a few months later, The ISB loses 4 of its most senior staff members, They fail to get Luthen, then a few days later, Krennic gets the Death star taken away from him, The Research facility at Eadu is destroyed, then literally the next day, the Scarif Database is attacked, a whole rebel fleet shows up out of nowhere at Scarif, They escape with the fucking plans, Empire never learning of the sabotage Galen put.
Then literally within the next weeks the fucking death star is blown up with 70% of imperial high command in it, Tarkin and Yularen die, Vader goes missing for weeks, and A skywalker is a jedi and leading the fucking charge. Then when Vader's back, Tagge dies and Cylo flips and tries to murder vader so he has to be put down as well.
I just know Palpatine was absolutely fuming in his chambers. You know the man is raging out of his mind.
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slamburger · 3 days ago
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slamburger · 4 days ago
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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slamburger · 4 days ago
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Could've sworn we were all aware the Iranian regime was bad. Could've sworn just a few years ago my dash was full of people posting that Iran in the 70s video and spreading awareness about women getting murdered. Now that the fight is with Jews it's fine though, right? The enemy of (((my enemy))) is my best friend or whatever?
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