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Oh my gosh

This is pure evil. They say 12 employees participated in Oct 7th so they have to stop feeding the entire population????

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Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.

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Don't stop talking about palestine!!!!

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Remember.

Gaza, palestine is not a trend.

Don't stop talking about it once the strike ends.

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don’t trust him, if he’s really your bro and really does love you he’d break your nose when you asked him to.

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my magnum opus

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figuring out whether or not you're really aro/ace or just a very aware and skittish person is like a special kind of hell. like i think purgatory might just be me having conversations like "well i think i'd be okay with having a romantic relationship and having sex with a hypothetical partner but i'm not interested in doing all the performative bullshit that comes with dating and it's exhausting trying to find anyone who's okay with someone so inexperienced and unsure and i have such a strange way of showing affection and nobody showed me what intimacy or flirting was when i was young which i'm simultaneously grateful for and resentful of because now i'm an adult who's never kissed anybody but at least i had good grades and friends in high school anyway yeah if the interesting guy from class decides to ask me out i'd say yes but i'd feel like throwing up the whole time so what does that say about me"

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also if you wanna combat the "women in the past only crossdressed because of misogyny!" you have GOTTA read chapter 11 in Transgender Warriors where leslie feinberg does such a good job constructing an argument against this kind of radfem reductionism

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referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

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I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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1920s tumblr simulator

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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

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hopital

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Clara Bow is 20??!!!

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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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she speak on my easy till I jazz

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build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

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did a little Finn Mertins.... hes just like me fr so i made him literally just like me fr.

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what ive learned from making joke headcanons is that within an hour theyre usually no longer a joke

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these are the same type of guy but opposite