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BLACK CHRISTMAS WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY WITH ONE OF THOSE RING DOORBELL CAMERAS. IMAGINE YOU'RE JUST VIBING IN YOUR SORORITY HOUSE AND THEN SOME GUY IS STARING INTO YOUR DOORBELL LIKE

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I am for real obsessed with this kind of cinematography. It's so fucking cool. A friend and I just call it 70s-80s Texas.

The use of the colors and the dominant yellow tones are awesome. I really love em.

The stills are from No Country for Old Men, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Beginning, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

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Also hiiii i am back! Depression's a bitch but it's okay because it's my bitch <3

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Oh the misery (shart noise)

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I don't think Bo can read. He just acts like he can because he thinks he's the big smart strong boy that can lift 2 chairs at once like a third grader

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Im pretty stoked for the new tcm movie i just found out about :o}. I hope they make leatherface hot as hell again (for personal reasons)

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No way i love the vvitch

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I want to put Michael Myers' hand in my mouth like a polly pocket shoe

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The new scream movie came out on my birthday and i got 2 see it and i was very happy. They should do a Scream flick where ghostface doesn't use a voice changer he's just some dude that sounds like that. Everyone tells him that he sounds like ghostface so he watches the joker movie and something something society hes KILL EVIL MURDER NOW!!!! media doesn't cause violence unless its the joker movie because i have an instinctually violent reaction to it so same here mr fictional ghostface in my head

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I want to feed Lester sugar cubes from the palm of my hand like he is a horse. Or wash him like a dog. I should just use Lestercoded as a way to imply something smells like shit

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The lighting in Mandy is so insanely gorgeous like wtf i wanna do shit like that in my movies ouurrgggh its so prettyyyy

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HELWP HELP ASA MY DEAR BOY WHY DO YYOU LOOEK LIKE JINX

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(Jigsaw voice) I would like to play a game, Dennis.

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Who the fuck let Billy in Walmart

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Best creachur hand i have doodled in a while. Can't rlly post the full pic because of gratuitous man tits so you gotta settle with this

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This korn song is like a Billy Lenz phone call help