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why did your husband want a boy?
the usual i think, sports, rough housing and bro time. as well as the last name thing.
that being said he's totally smitten with his daughter and hes brushing her hair and talking to her aaall the time so i don't hold anything against him even though gender preference in general really grinds my gears
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The crying virus, or wailing bug. It makes you cry non stop until you pass from exhaustion. There is only one cure You must go into the wilderness at night, somewhere completely surrounded by trees, and use a thick blindfold. You need to find absolute darkness, less won't cut it. And stay there, the crying will stop.
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#album cover esque#what it felt like to be young fit and not postpartum 7 yrs ago#ik I'm only 2 months after giving birth but i miss my body a lot. I'm so weak and full of hormonal acne#it's making taking her out for walks so hard cause I don't feel comfortable being seen undone nothing even fits me#and I'm always worried I'll have to hold her for a really long time or maneuver her around to feed her and can't handle it by myself#doesn't help that she's already 6 kilos lol
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my 6yo nephew met my baby yesterday he was so sweet to her and when we were leaving he told her "remember baby the world is so big!!" what a profound little man i wish they lived here instead of having moved to UK and visiting biyearly :'(((
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my husband convinced me to have a seaside holiday with our 2 month old soooooo wish me and my giant bucket of worries and guilt luck
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i canttt look at baby mittens they're so dumb. my little person just came into the world let's BLOCK HIS HANDS FROM FEELING THINGS, WHAT??
also some dipshit blew his horn 5 times in front of our building and woke bb up i hate this city so much. tf are you doing blowing that horn in the tiniest street in freaking AUGUST, everyone's at holiday and then there's you, blasting a horn instead of going out 5 mins earlier so u won't be late to work. but nooo u have to make it everyone else's problem
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Can you guess which artist inspired my recent drawings?
The Adorned / Queen of Hearts
Watercolor pencils, watercolors, gouache, gel pen on paper, VII 2025
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a beautiful st. gabriel the archangel day to you all and 40 days since birth of my babygirl, she went to church for the first time today
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open floor plan kitchens have always been bs but having a baby in summer with one is just ridiculous
#cant turn on ac in the room with her. the kitchen is in the hallway between the bedroom and the living room where the other ac is#cooking during her nap means stinking it up in the bedroom or her sleeping in 28 c
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fucked up disgusting exyu pediatrician's office with ancient unwashed toys from the 80s everywhere and broken AC exhausting my little baby from heat at 9 in the morning
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I've never been so online before as I am after having baby. Just now I'm constantly googling baby related things
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