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anthy voice: When I Get My Allowance, I Get Chu-Chu A Nice Turkey. And Then He Eats The Turkey Until His Tummy Hurts. Then He Throws The Bones At Saionji's Head

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my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty

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houseplant type friend

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Happy Out of Touch Thursday! [x] ✨️

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revolutionary girl utena recast with muppets except for one (1) human. who ya got

Oh my God I don't think I know enough about the Muppets for this 😭 I DO think Miss Piggy should get to play Nanami though. Diva activities. And the one human... hm. Could be Wakaba to emphasize her normalcy, OR it could be Anthy just for the irony of the girl who considers herself to be a doll being the only one who isn't a literal puppet. I'm sorry I don't have more for you lmao

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sekiro is fun because it has the first souls protag with an established personality and backstory, which allows us to have the first souls protag whose life fucking sucks for reasons completely unrelated to living in a souls game. ashina is beautiful but sekiro lives in his own personal hell. yeah, the fact that he can die from being hit with shit from a butt launched by a giant ape is because hes a souls protag, but he also gets hit by his dad a lot too. he doesnt get yummy estus soup, he has to drink medicine that is explicitly stated to taste and smell bad, and the way he levels them up is by focusing on how shit it tastes and smells. worry not, tho! he can follow it up with delicious handfuls of loose, uncooked rice. he can speak for himself in non-plot essential conversations, which means the player doesnt even have to touch the controller for him to fumble a bad bitch! literally the first npc conversation you can overhear is people calling him pathetic. the game starts with him #girlrotting in a hole he could easily escape but doesnt care enough to do so. hes an orphan of war. his adoptive dad tried to kill him. truly he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

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sunset

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give him a break

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detective tools

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my aisha

she's got nasty baby bird eyes and way too many antennae

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If it's on a burger bun, a sausage breakfast sandwich is also burger, assuming sliders can be burgers. If it's just on a biscuit, it's certainly not.

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the mario brothers

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it took me way too long to realise that ryutaros theme is just susatos sped up

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counterargument: she ain't making shit. she doesn't work the production line that makes and packages your uncrustable pb&js. she's having someone else make the sandwich for her

you could propose that she has achieved the direct opposite of the above shibboleth, having never to make a sandwich again, but i must stress a caveat: her liberation under the capitalist framework can only come at the cost of dozens or hundreds of other workers, many of whom are women, who, by the coercive pressure to survive by making a living, are compelled to submit to sandwich-making for forty hours every week

Everyone talks about the wonderbread guy but nobody talks about how the wonderbread isn't necessarily the fetish object - it's supposed to symbolize like overcommodification or something. Like wonderbread is such a synthetic suburban concoction it implies wherever it is, that area has become gentrified and mown over by capitalism and this like caricature of commodification. That's why all the other pics the dude commissions are women (typically white and blonde) chopping down forests and stuff. The fetish isn't the bread. The fetish is this extreme caricature of earth and culture being consumed by the unstoppable force of like. Sterile Kroger marketability and commerce. That's why the women are always BUYING the bread and not like, fucking it. Its not about the loaves people. It's about Karen Bad End TF.

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This is Ditzy Doo’s strongest warrior speaking, how may I help you

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FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

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peak villains