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Hey everyone! Just as a heads up, I will still be around off and on, but over the next month my girlfriend and I are going to be working on a game for a gamejam! I don't know if we'll finish it, but I'm having to learn an entirely new engine for this, so my time will be very divided between this and work.

I'll still definitely find time for replies here and there, but my output (which I admit isn't as fast as I'd like anyway) will probably slow a little bit.

If anyone wants to stay in touch, you can always IM me, and mutuals can hit me up for my Discord.

TLDR: Gonna be a bit slower for a while, but don't worry, I'll still be around.

This affects @everglow-synth, @the-devils-toybox, @slayers-testament, @powered-by-prower and @golden-lynel.

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Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up:

1. Discomfort/Disgusted 2. Confused/Uncomfortably aroused 3. Slightly aroused 4. Very aroused 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep

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He’s here with that friendship bracelet, “Hey budddyyy~~~ “ don’t mind the King of hell just Casually strolling on in.

He grumbles quietly to himself before turning his attention to Lucifer. "...What is it, Lucifer? I'm very busy right now."

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June?

He falls silent as he tries to pick his words carefully. The last thing he would want is for her to get the wrong idea.

"...June is certainly a great help, and can be a wonderful companion.

"...smash."

Pertains to @extraordinarygrrls

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Smash or pass, Ruby

The demon hunter is silent for a moment. On one hand, Ruby does tend to get on his nerves. But on the other, he can tell that there is at least more to him than just being a talentless flirt.

"...Pass. Though I'm at least willing to change my mind, in time."

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Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

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Send 🧠 + an intrusive thought for my muse to have, and they'll react to having it!

Specify muse!

For example: "You really just want to get bent over a table and railed hard by so and so..."

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I wanted to write more today, but I'm feeling so... out of it tonight. If anyone wants to chat, I'll be on Discord and IMs.

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I make the Doomicorn joke so many times, I should just... make icons for the damn thing. I need to make more helmetless icons as it is.

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" Really like the armor you got. " ~ Sunset Shimmer

"Thanks. It's custom."

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[@demon-prosecuted] It was another late night at the office, another time where he pulls off the highway at.. what was it? Around midnight? That sounds about right.

Miles isn't given much time to think about that. Not when there's--

Is that a man in the middle of the street?!

It's lucky that he's quick on the brakes, and then to safely pull over while not being able to pull his eyes away from what appears to be a massive, heavily armed man. Maybe it's a cosplay?

❝ What-- What on Earth are you doing out there!? ❞ He shouts out his window before he can think. ❝ Do you want to get ran over? ❞

He had been teleported to Gods know where once again, and like any other time his portal technology went haywire, he was left stranded until the Fortress could fix itself. So for the time being, he was stuck here, so now was the time to figure out...

Where is here, exactly?

He noticed that he was on a highway, so he figured the best thing he could do was to follow it. At least one of these directions had to lead somewhere, right? So he turned around to start walking, and... was met with a car, screeching to a halt.

He didn't have his weapons in hand, though he figured the Super Shotgun on his hip would probably cause some issues. Despite this, he took the yelling in stride... even if it reminded him of someone he really wanted to punch.

"I'm lost," he shouts back rather bluntly. "Don't know where I am or how I got here. Just trying to find a place I can rest a while."

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@themosthatedbeingg “What do you say we tag team on this and go angel hunting ..”

"Don't get the impression that we're friends. Lucifer...

"...But Gods, knocking down these self-righteous fucks would be almost as satisfying as killing demonic hordes..."

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"...You know, my guns work just as well on angels as they do on demons, if it's at all necessary."

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"Seems Lucifer fancies himself Roger Rabbit. Hm."

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"I want it known that the tournament organizers downgraded my shotgun for this. I can't use my shotgun, I have to use the older, worse one. And now I can't even fight."

He's... clearly disgruntled about the circumstances of his... "victory."

Slayer's opponent has dropped out, making him the winner by default.

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"...I'm gonna punt that child."

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"I am going to headbutt you until my helmet is painted black and blue with the remains of your liquified corpse."

"Oooh, I feel so threatened by the man who's so pent up he might just explode one day."