slaymewithaspoon
slaymewithaspoon
Saving Things, Hunting People
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It's none of the family's business. (She/her • 1996)
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slaymewithaspoon · 10 hours ago
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its 30 celsius in my room 😭😭 can this heatwave end alreadyy
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slaymewithaspoon · 10 hours ago
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If we’re being honest these titles pretty well embody the plots of the books.
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slaymewithaspoon · 10 hours ago
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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slaymewithaspoon · 12 hours ago
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Have some political Steve Rogers – [ETSY] [inspired by this edit]
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slaymewithaspoon · 12 hours ago
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a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.
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slaymewithaspoon · 12 hours ago
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Texts From Superheroes
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slaymewithaspoon · 12 hours ago
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I had some unexpected visitors today when I went out to do goat chores!
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That's a nice pair of Spaldings. A BS male and a hen. Some idiot just lost $600+ because they thought peafowl were like chickens and could instantly be free ranged.
If they stick around and you'd like to capture them (and they should be captured even if you don't intend to keep them, they do not know where they are and will not be adept at finding food and water and are susceptible to predators), they can be offered game bird feed or dry cat food or whole corn or peanuts, and led into an enclosed space. Shut the door behind them and capture them in the dark (it will be easier to grab them when they can't see).
If you'd like to keep them I can give housing advice, otherwise either contact your local humane society/ASPCA or drop me a PM and let me know where you are and I'll see what I can do about helping you find a place for them with new owners.
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slaymewithaspoon · 12 hours ago
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Double-sided Charm D-16/Megatron
One symbol, two meanings
I'm bringing this boy to TFN!! I really hope you like him!
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slaymewithaspoon · 1 day ago
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Mars!
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slaymewithaspoon · 1 day ago
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man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson
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slaymewithaspoon · 1 day ago
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I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.
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slaymewithaspoon · 1 day ago
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Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)
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slaymewithaspoon · 2 days ago
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Green and black cicada, Trengganua sibylla, Cicadidae
Photographed in Malaysia by dhfischer
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slaymewithaspoon · 3 days ago
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Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh
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slaymewithaspoon · 3 days ago
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slaymewithaspoon · 3 days ago
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slaymewithaspoon · 3 days ago
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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
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