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Dementors can't suck out your soul if you don't have one

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High school bucket list

Throw a tampon into a group of straight guys and watch them run away like I just threw a freakin bomb at them

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Do you ever just wish you could squeeze all the blood from your pads and tampons into a water balloon and throw it at a sexist mans face because same

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Me: ok time to go to sleep

My brain: okay, interesting but how about instead I show you all of your embarrassing memories from the past ten years

Me: brain no!

My brain: remember two years ago when …

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i relate to remus lupin because i, too, solve all my problems with chocolate

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Hogwarts Houses: Slytherin

Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.

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Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just pretty.

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Feel it… the light… it’s always been there. It will guide you.

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Teacher: Stop leaning back in your chair Me:

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Me: oh, look the title for episode 8 is out, let’s see what it is

Star Wars: The last Jedi

Me:

Star Wars: It also has red letters

Me:

Star Wars:

Me: I swear to god, if you f*ckin kill off Luke…

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Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)

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Mood

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Waiting for my soul mate to come along and tell me I’ve either got dirt or mustard on my face

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I would vote Newt Scamander for president

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Person: So how was Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them? Me: Oh, really good. Me internally: DID THEY JUST ASK?!? OH MY GOD, THINGS THINGS SO MANY THINGS THEY DONT EVEN KNOW, ITS WAS JUST AKSODIDIWOOEJRBNJEKWOWJWMERBHWIK

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Me: I’m having a bad day, I can’t wait to go home and read Harry Potter

Me: *cries over all my favorite characters dying*

Me: *wipes tear away* I feel so much better now