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doing everything all by myself is actually a symptom of being cool
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happy National Lifeguard Suffering Day to all my lifeguards out there. The pool isn't the same without you
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I wish people wouldn't insult me for throwing badly because the truth is I throw better than 99.9% of organisms
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hmmmmm am I cringe or are you just wasting your life and you see me as a symbol of your own shame?
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If they didn't want me to eat the worm they shouldn't have let me in there


Now I ate the yellow worm
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Not trying to brag just thought I'd let the Christians know I got my period on good Friday this year
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I have a lot of plans that involve going to the store and I'm really worried that I'm not going to be able to stop having my plans be so heavily store-related
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Another day on exciting Planet Earth 嗉樷媶.喑冟繑*:锝ム紭thank you to the kaomoji people
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I like people better when they're sleeping because I'm not afraid of the animals we are when we're not making decisions
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