sleekwind

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I'm the rebirth of Odin. My neighbour is Loki.

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

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Kindly complete this please.. I can't wait for the ending 😍

A cruel prank by your bullies leaves you separated from the rest of the class. Instead of finding your way back, you decide to “go missing” and let the consequences catch up to them.

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I was walking down the street when a middle aged woman came to me asking if I was Diane from Gotkurzd Street. I didn't recognise her but replied in affirmative. She was going on about this curse she cast on me and asked if I wanted to relieve from it. I didn't understand anything because first of all I didn't know her. Secondly I didn't know witches existed and if I did I would have learnt some magic for myself. Thirdly I never felt cursed so I didn't want any of my current event in my life to not continue. So I asked what curse she put on me. According to her, she cursed that whenever I stepped on cold water in my bare feet, I will be getting the urge to use washroom immediately. I thought about it and said I'll contact her in the autumn or winter season as it was summer and she left her contact information with me for future communication.

The witch begs your forgiveness for cursing you as a baby; she was young and hot-headed, and would you like her to undo the curse? You aren’t sure what to say as this is the first you’ve heard about any of this.

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What about the moon puki?

the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.

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What I don't understand is when math teacher says -1 is the largest negative integer. What about -0.1? Or -0.000534? Are they not right side enough in the integer scale for them to be large? If there is a math side of Tumblr pls explain

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Dear salesperson at any supermarket,

I kindly request you to not approach me unless I ask you for something. I am a huge introvert and don't know how to interact with other humans. I'd rather roam around the entire store the whole day rather than speaking with you.

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carpathian mountain range in summer at twilight. day and night time change concept. landscape with forested hills and grassy meadows rolling down in to the valley beneath a sky with sun and moon - carpathian mountain range in summer at twilight. day and night time change concept. landscape with forested hills and grassy meadows rolling down in to the valley beneath a sky with sun and moon

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I'm suspecting that Dustin or one of the upside down travelers is going to get Vecna'd in the next season.. because as far as we know, Eddie's body still lies there.. and each one would have immense guilt about his death especially Dustin. I hope it's just a theory and not what's going to happen in the show

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I'm just realising that Eddie never got to meet "Will the wise". If anyone wants anything you'll find me in a corner crying

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I just finished watching stranger things for the first time.. So all this time these Hawkins people endured suffering, it was so that no one harms spiders?! I would be moved that it's to save biodiversity if the guy left at it.. That manipulative bitch Henry went on and became a spider himself (creepy af) and possessed unsuspecting children and teens. Also I'd be more ecstatic if that little shit Angela gets possessed by Henry.

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New writing prompt incoming:

Superhero/ Supervillain duo where one calls the other person to threaten them.

The twist is - it's a wrong number.

Not as in "Sorry the person you're trying to dial is not here" or whatever in a modified tone by the person.

It's genuinely a wrong number and each time the threatener calls it's answered by a person who has no connection to Superhero/ Supervillain and replies in a "I don't give two shits if you're Feather Elephant or Flying Pig but if you don't stop calling me then I'll yeet you to Pluto and make you stay there " tone.

And no it's not a enemies to lovers trope or something. It's just for laughs and inducing genuine fear in the threatener's mind

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Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

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And Shuri did this to T'Chala once in front of Nakia and he was hanging on the ceiling with fear and embarassment

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on