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Be the worst

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PSA:

“Asexuality” is a sexual orientation describing little to no sexual attraction

“Ayyyyy, sexuality!” is a guy at a bar imitating Chandler from Friends while talking about sexuality

“Aye, sexuality,” is a pirate giving his kids ‘the talk’

learn and know the difference!

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I made Hungarian mushroom soup and it's a little too delicious to be real

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I can’t believe this is in the English Wikipedia :D

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I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

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shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

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i appreciate the imagery of sleeping with a weapon under your pillow but with my sleeping habits that thing is going to need a seatbelt to stay put where i left it

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that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

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