sleepiestember
sleepiestember
ember is very sleepy
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ember - she/her - 20 - part-time software developer, full-time nerd
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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sending a single meme in the group chat after a week of inactivity so that my friends know i'm still alive
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)
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And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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ilove my friends so much they'd otn even know
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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why so long jacket. the caker
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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What's a deer
a deer is kind kf like if an animal was scared and insane forever
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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I'm women, sorry
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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Self improvement is great but ultimately? you have to accept your self. Yes you can eat better, exercise more, read more, set boundaries, love your self, but it all comes down to this. Some days you won’t have the energy to do any of these things. And you’ll look in the mirror and think that this is not enough. That’s a lie. The biggest love for self is to live slowly. To rest. To really rest. Have a nap. Eat what makes you feel good. Read if you want to. Embrace yourself and accept that you cannot and will not be ever be perfect. Accept that you are good enough. You don’t need to keep busy all the time. you don’t need to go out all the time and post on instagram. You don’t need to journal if you don’t want to. You don’t need to make art if you don’t want to. Breathe, give yourself grace and compassion. Give yourself the love and tenderness you so badly need. Be gentle with yourself. You are trying and it is good enough. You are good enough.
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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the beast has been sealed away
bubbl 🫧
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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sleepiestember · 2 years ago
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Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."
Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."
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