sleepingguard01
sleepingguard01
zombie blog, back from the dead
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he/him, 21 || mostly reblogs and basically only speaks in tags, bad organization, just the worst blog viewing experience. need me to tag something? send an ask!
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sleepingguard01 · 7 hours ago
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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"
girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.
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sleepingguard01 · 10 hours ago
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Put me back in the water right now or ill die
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sleepingguard01 · 10 hours ago
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"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!
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sleepingguard01 · 18 hours ago
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Holy shit.
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sleepingguard01 · 18 hours ago
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sleepingguard01 · 18 hours ago
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just had a random feeling that everything will be awesomesauce
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sleepingguard01 · 19 hours ago
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how it feels to go to the store and leave with not even one little treat for yourself
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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for just right now,
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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what the fuck
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sleepingguard01 · 1 day ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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sleepingguard01 · 2 days ago
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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail
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