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i miss 1990 when i didn’t exist

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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j-hope ‘Killin’ It Girl (Solo Version)’ Dance Practice

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object