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polybeasts are peak i would die on this hill, eternal sugar gives everyone kidses, mystic flour doesn't talk all that much, shadowmilk loves encouraging their insanity, burning spice likes pickibg them all up—

polybeasts man.

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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standards so low i trip over it? like girl why are we on a similar level, why

What people don't understand is that I'm a really easy person, bring me iced coffee of any sort, any price— even if its just 3in1 coffee with ice— and i would fall in love

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The hallucinating calculators said that???

According to c.ai Dark Enchantress cookie is Stardust Cookie's father 😨😨

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I GOT HER DUDE, HAVE YOU

every time majet rejects me i feel heartbreak like i've never felt before

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I know one spear of yours, let's see if you have another, Alvin.

Lmao

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road.

Idiots.

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responsibility? what's that?

i say as i become the leader of a writer organization project, start reviewing early for creative tech, and contemplate being a math point person

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@rie-lly and @onlygnomes

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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i will fuck that elf into oblivion, pray tell that your long lifespan is not deterred by nightly sessions, now get pegged

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NO BECAUSE SAME, TO THIS DAY I HAVEN'T ROMANCED HER

oh irelle, i'm afraid i only settled

every time majet rejects me i feel heartbreak like i've never felt before

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bringing this back

I can capitalize on all my accidents and misadventures for thropple but some of them are too specific

(Got slightly electrecuted after pulling out a key inside a socket)

(Fell from the the monkeybars and fell face first, busted my lips)

(Played on a downhill slope, slipped, had 3-inch scar for like 2 months and now a dark tan where it was)

(French fry incident)

(Running, slipped on the small raise of the floor, barely lived)

(Forgot water bottle had to run the pedestrian to retrieve it)

(My hat fell and I had to yell "stop the car!")

(Threw my ESP notebook at a cockroach and yelled "kapangyarihan ng diyos")

(Mono block incident)

(Trying to reach the shuttlecock and fell like a cartoon character)

(Chair-jaw incident)

Mga witness:

@rie-lly @eryllearchive @gusedookeguse

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slam that lemon square cheese cake onto that plate upside down and enjoy a meal fit for a peasant with 10 pesos in her pocket

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@onlygnomes do you see this

popular opinion but women look so much better with messy hair

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did you see this @onlygnomes

popular opinion but women look so much better with messy hair

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popular opinion but women look so much better with messy hair

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starting today will no longer trust myself in cooking rice while my tablet is near i just overcooked rice and am trying to get rid of the evidence i have been scratching the steel wool against the bittom of the pot for 10 minutes and it's only 80% close to being spotless from now onward i'll only use the rice cooker