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Yoongi, trying to apologize for the stupid scooter incident again: look, I just wanna say I'm sor-
Y/n, shoving marshmallows into his mouth: no
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No but seriously... Where are the post military fics?
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What is the competitive exam prep
Ask me how Clean, Something Great and Death By A Thousand Cuts are related 😭
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seungkwan wasn't having it 😂 (translation. woozimedia, minghaocheol_)
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i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?
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Marvel films wishes they could do with comedy what AoS did. Phil Coulson making bad dad jokes all the time, "prostitutes plural?!" "get ready for a large file transfer" quips that actually make sense in context and for the characters delivering them, the prank wars that actually make sense to have, deke being really bad at life in the modern world, ward and Fitz's mission, everything. god there's so much that AoS does that is absolutely hilarious but the funny moments don't take away from the serious ones. They make sense with the characters too. They establish that Coulson makes bad dad jokes episode one and then Stick With It! The team jokes with each other in a way that you do when living with people in a small area for months at a time. Marvel movies could never
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Hobi: the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
Jungkook: I'm so sick of this shit
Jungkook: two gas stations can't even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can't find a single fic for Denny's/Applebee's with Denny's bottoming
Y/n: you're literally out of your mind if you think Denny's isn't a top!
Namjoon: I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
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Procrastination is eating my ass.
She had a marvellous time not doing anything ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
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