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i would also immediately use my free will for chocolate milk

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art req .. krusielle pls 🙂‍↕️

nature is beautiful <3

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Been a fan of krusielle recently

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happy pride to kris dreemurr

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Villain-Angry Lines

⤳ “You thought I wouldn’t notice? I let you think that.”

⤳ “I gave you mercy once. Look how well that turned out.”

⤳ “You want forgiveness? Die, and maybe I’ll consider it.”

⤳ “I didn’t lose control. I chose violence, don’t get it twisted.”

⤳ “I warned you not to test me. And here we are.”

⤳ “You were a mistake I plan to erase, thoroughly.”

⤳ “You think this is anger? No, this is fucking clarity.”

⤳ “If you hated what I did before, you’re going to love what’s next.”

⤳ “You made me into a monster, and now you’re shocked I bite?”

⤳ “You should’ve killed me when you had the chance.”

⤳ “I don’t need revenge, I need results.”

⤳ “The difference between us? I finish what I start.”

⤳ “Cry if you want, it won’t stop what’s coming.”

⤳ “You broke something in me. Now I’ll break everything in you.”

⤳ “Your screams won’t mean anything when no one’s left to hear them.”

⤳ “You don’t get to play the victim. Not when I’m still standing.”

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Danny, when he was little, was repeatedly taught to never trust strangers. Not because they were strangers, but because they could be Fae in disguise, which everyone knows are really ghosts in disguise, and they'll try to steal his name.

So when Danny finds himself all of four, with vague memories of who he is but it isn't all there, and there's a weirdo in a mask asking for his name?

He lies.

"I'm Jack." He says instead, and has no idea why the masked man freezes.

Or; Danny gets deaged, because I love that trope, Tim finds him, and thinks that Danny is a clone of Jack Drake or it's just straight up Jack from the past. Plot twist; Tim's not wrong. In an alternate universe, Danny would have been named Jack, and his last name wouldn't have been Fenton, it would have been Drake. The blood test confirms it; this is a tiny, confused Jack Drake.

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Tim: How do I ask someone out?

Dick : Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Tim: No!

Danny : Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Tim: Stop!

Jason : Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Tim: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Danny : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Tim: Um...Neat.

*later*

Tim, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Jason . Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Jason , reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Tim. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Roy confessed their love for me?

Tim: Didn't you thank them?

Jason : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Actually caving and writing a dpxdc multichapter is hilarious because this is basically like being 13 and writing Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic when I had never watched more than 2 episodes of the show.

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finally finished jason so i can post the hades art i mentioned here lmaoo

i'm more of a silly doodle kind of guy so fully lined/rendered stuff.... aigh

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*At a speed dating event*

Jason : Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Danny : Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Jason : *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Danny : Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

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BREAKING NEWS: Danny Phantom claims powers are 'just a side effect of Big Dick energy and unstoppable Bisexuality'. "Well if I knew it was THAT easy" says local crime lord Red Hood, spontainiously develops ghost powers.

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If Danny married into the Wayne family he would take every possible opertunity to fuck with the press.

Reporter: Is it true that you're expecting?

Danny(Very pregnant): I'm expecting many things in life. Like for example, I expect that I'll have to unclog the sink again at some point.

Reporter: Okay, but what is it? *pointing at his belly*

Danny: Unless I've spontainiously turned into Mary Toft, we're assuming it's a baby.

Reporter: No, I mean is it a boy or a girl?

Danny: Statistically speaking probably one of those, yeah.

Jason: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Bruce: *sighing deeply*

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Danny: Hi! I'm Danny Fenton, your new dorm roommate.

Jason: Jason Todd. Thanks for letting me take the spare bed. I registered late, but one of my scholarships had a requirement of living on campus. I was really worried you say no.

Danny: No worries, I figured something like that was going down if the RA asked me a month after the semester started if I was cool with a roommate. I do have one rule though.

Jason: Anything

Danny: If you want to bring someone to the dorm, I need a heads up. Not just for dates or hookups. Friends or guests too. I'm a chem major, and I don't want anyone messing with my equipment. Of course I'll do the same.

Jason: That's not a problem. And I feel like I have to warn you that I keep odd hours. I'm a bouncer.

Danny: That's fine.

Three weeks later

Danny: I think my hot dorm roomate is in the Mafia.

Dan: Damn which one? I may have shot him last week.

Danny: I wish you leave the Red Hood Gang

Dan: And get my kneecaps taken from Hood for betraying him? Nah, besides, it's not that bad. Sometimes, I just walk around and make sure the kids get home safe from the school buss or that none of working folk are bothered too much. Hood is surprisingly kind about that.

Danny: I still hate that man.

Dan: I know. I'm sorry I got mixed up with that crowd. I'm too deep to get out though.

Danny: It's not fair!

Dan: No, it isn't. But it's a mistake that I made and now have to pay for.

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Tim: Who and what are we interviewing today?

Tam: The What is a social media manager candidate who will be in charge of the new branch for the PR department. The Who is Daniel Fenton. He has a Master's in Communications, a bachelor's in marketing and is working on a associate in public relations.

Tim: I thought W.E. already had media accounts?

Tam: Unofficial ones, but they have generated enough positive feedback that impacted our sales greatly in a good way. The board is going to put everyone behind the different unofficial accounts into one big team, and the manager will oversee them. This will hopefully increase our presence in the younger generation.

Tim: Okay. Why wasn't I at that meeting?

Tam: From my understanding it was when you were quarantined due to that nasty head cold that almost killed you.

Tim: Oh yeah the one from Mars.

Tam: I hate that your missing spleen means you're more likely to say, "I got a cold from Mars, and it almost killed me"

Tim: You learn to live with it. What should I know about this Fenton, before I see him?

Tam: Well, Bruce made it clear he in no way wants you to hire Fenton. Apparently, the boy's parents and he were rivals in college, as the very few interested in the paranormal from a academic point of view. Bruce was a one-man team for Gotham U's paranormal club attempting to debunk thier research on the grounds that it was inhumane towards ghosts.

Tim: Okay. Throw the interview. Got it

Tam: Bruce also wanted me to pass along the message "Don't you dare attempt to kiss the enemy's spawn"

Tim: *sighs* How easy does that man think I am? Honestly.

Two hours later:

Danny: Hello, Im Danny Fenton. I'm here for the interview-

Tim: First question: Are you single?

Danny: Um...yes?

Tim: *Typing into his laptop* good, good. How would your leadership better Wayne Enterprise's image online?

Danny: Im glad you asked, I-

Tam opening the door: I got the email to begin the hiring process. Tim. Why are you're trying to prove Bruce, right?

Tim: Im a weak man. A simple weak man. The Romero in this cruel Shakespearian world.

Danny:.....How much was the pay again?

Tim: Fifty dollars a hour, eighty hours every payroll, plus overtime, all benefits included.

Danny: I'll gladly be the Juliet for conditions like that. My parents will just have to deal with it.

Tam rolling her eyes: Great. There is two of them now. I need a raise.