she might be "your girl" but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this
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the cool thing about emails is that if you don't look at them they can't hurt you. if you just don't open your email, the people trying to harm you with the emails can't get you. as long as you don't look, there's no emails.
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear
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someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway
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National Alert⚠️
Do U fuck with me
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Nice to meet you Izutsumi
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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket
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wsb is so fucking funny actually
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how the fuck does anyone have time to do anything
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you
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