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who up Total-ing their Drama .âď¸ Island
#this art style reminds me of a middle grade illustrated chapter book series Iâd buy at the book fair as a kid#i mean that in the BEST way possible#total drama
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payton as a pony! iâve never actually made a preexisting character into a pony before in like my.. 10+ years of being an mlp fan. i think her name would be party pop or something
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The Mystery Gang and two monsters, the Wawanakwa Werewolf and the Vain Vampire Bat Beauty, that have been terrorizing Camp Wawanakwa all week are on the Dock of Shame. The two monsters are subdued, tied up by thick rope to a pole on the dock. Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and the Revenge of the Island campers are standing around them in a circle, waiting to see the reveal.
Fred: Alright, gang. Itâs time to uncover the true identity of the Wawanakwa Werewolf!
Fred rips off the mask to revealâŚ
Mystery Gang: Rudolph âLightningâ Jackson!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Scooby: Ruh-roh!
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Velma: Jinkies! And if my calculations for the Total Drama bankruptcy crisis are correct, I think I know why you did itâŚ
Lightning: Iâll save you the sha-trouble! All summer, my dadâs been hounding me to go to this elite football camp. My knee was busted up bad this past season, though, so I didnât make the cut. I auditioned for Total Drama: Revenge of the Island instead, to make my pops proud. And what do you sha-know? I made it to the finale. I almost won, too, but some bubble-boy brainiac beat me! I knew I couldnât go home empty-handed, no sha-trophy or million-dollar briefcase in hand, especially since my pops bet his pro-football championship rings on my victory! So I formed a sha-plan. First, I cut the motor to the Boat of Losers that would take all the contestants home. Then I left a newspaper clipping from the 1950s on the dock, which reported on the sha-scary Wawanakwa Werewolf that made all the campers evacuate in the summer of 1956! Of course, the entire story was bogus, and a publicity stunt to get more people interested in the failing camp. Thatâs how Wawanakwa became a sha-tourist trap. Well, that and the filming lot of Total Drama. It was pretty sha-believable, too! There were already plenty of sha-mutants on the island, so the idea of a crazed, rabid werewolf wasnât that farfetched. Plus I had my accompliceâ
Shaggy rips off the mask of the Vain Vampire Bat Beauty monster next to Lightning to revealâŚ
The Mystery Gang: Anne Maria?!
Anne Maria: Alright, alright, fine. Ya caught me. Guess I should fess up before this meathead next to me rats me out. Itâs trueâI was Lightningâs accomplice. While he staged all the flashy werewolf sightings at night, I staged all the man-size vampire bat appearances in the day, in dark places like the abandoned cabin and the mess hall kitchen. My special effects makeup skills were flawless, might I add. Lightning and I scared the pants off you bozos!
Daphne: But whyâd you guys do it?
Lightning: I wanted the million-dollar briefcase.
Anne Maria: And I wanted a giant gemstone.
Lightning: The longer you guys stayed on the island after the season was over, the greater of a chance I had to snag the briefcase full of a million dollarsâ
Anne Maria: And the more time I had to explore more of the abandoned mines and find me a real diamond, not that cheap cubic zirconia. I know itâs out there!
Lightning: And we wouldâve gotten away with it too, if it werenât for you sha-meddling campers!
Chris: So those were your motives? Itâs a sad day when greed gets in the way of being a decent person. For shame!
Everyone stops and stares at Chris. Scooby and Shaggy exchange a look.
Scooby: Right messageâŚ
Shaggy: But, like, totally wrong messenger, Scoob.
Velma: Precisely.
Fred: I still canât wrap my head around it, gang. Lightning! We played on rival football teams, but I always thought you were better than this!
Daphne: And Anne Maria, we always used to go out and get our nails done. How could you do this?
Lightning: We sha-knew you guys would suspect us less if the monsters were secretly your friends.
Anne Maria: We just didnât think youse guys would figure out that A) we werenât real monsters, and B) we were your own buddies. And If Iâm beinâ honest, the whole âredhead girl-next-doorâ act was workinâ my nerves. You ainât all that, girl.
Daphne: Hey!
Zoey: Hey!
Chef Hatchet: Take âem away, officers!
The RCMP puts Anne Maria and Lightning in handcuffs, then stuffs them in the back of police helicopters, which fly away from the island.
Cameron: Thanks for keeping my million dollars safe, guys!
Shaggy: Like, donât mention it, dude.
Cameron: Velma, Iâd love to compare notes on the history of paranormal hoaxes across North America.
Velma: Iâd be happy to share them with you as soon as my friends and I arrive back in the States.
Chris: Before you go, is there any way we can repay you guys? And by payment, I mean anything thatâs not monetary, of course. This show isnât a charity.
Shaggy: HmmâŚ
Cut to Shaggy and Scooby in the Mystery Machine, stuffing their faces in a pile of double-decker Sâmores, complete with a layer of Scooby Snacks for the dandy dog himself.
Fred: Alls well that ends well. Right, gang?
Daphne: You said it, Freddy.
In the back of the Mystery Machine is Velma, mulling over an email on her laptop. She knits her brows and absently bites a fingernail.
Velma: Hm. Cameronâs research is quite compelling, butâŚmy glasses must be smudged. Thereâs no way he actually documented the existence of the SasquatchanakwaâŚ
As the Mystery Machine zooms down a forested road, a growl emanates from the trees.
THE END.
#td scooby doo au#total drama#total drama revenge of the island#td cameron#td zoey#chris mclean#fred jones#shaggy rogers#scooby doo#velma dinkley#daphne blake#au idea
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Her eyes are glazed over like even she knew the designers did her dirty

Tecna bby what is this sweater
#Disney channel closet vomit#Disney channel layers tornado#Disney channel wardrobe hurricane#winx club#winx tecna
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This is what I think the Total Drama Island campersâ names would be if they were in My Little Pony/Equestria:
Owen - King Size
Gwen - Thorn Heart
Heather - Sneering Ember
Duncan - Skull Shred
Leshawna - Snapdragon
Geoff - Party Animal
Izzy - Talespin
DJ - Teddy Bear
Lindsay - Ditzy Bitsy
Bridgette - Soul Surf
Trent - Mellow Melody
Eva - Barbell Blaze
Harold - Brain Drain
Courtney - Straight Lace
Sadie - Sprinkle Squeal
Katie - Twinkle Squeal
Beth - Sappy Feather
Cody - Shrimpy Wimpy
Tyler - Jockstrap
Justin - Stud Muffins
Noah - Egghead Zinger
Ezekiel - Hayseed
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Writers couldnât let Beth win the comeback competition because she wouldâve devoured Blah-lejandro.
#you get it!#alliance with fellow geek girl sierra#plus duncney and aleheather scheming against and imploding on each other#equals even final THREE Iâd say#Lindsay and Beth Paris vacay 2.0 incoming
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(11/26/2024)
Today was frankly uneventful despite the handful of assignments I have due becoming more and more due at an alarmingly fast rate. Hoping to pull through and channel the pure studious energy that these doodles of Damien have. â¤ď¸âđŠš
Reblogs appreciated!
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The second gen kids truly encapsulated the power of friendship,,,, I miss them
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What I wouldnât give to be a fly on the wall of their angst sessions




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quick and dirty headshots of all the top3s
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The Trix reading those Darcy X Riven fanfics that make her genuinely fall in love with him:

Darcy taking âgiggling and kicking my feetâ a bit too literally
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Possibly hot take, I kinda love Prileb?
Like itâs not the greatest ship the showâs ever produced or whatever but itâs so goofy that I find it really entertaining. Like yeah the girl with a bonkers upbringing not surrounded by her peers WOULD immediately fall for some hot buff guy she barely knows. If youâve ever known a super sheltered teenager thatâs super in character. And the buff hot guy is so goddamn oblivious that heâs like âah yes alliance timeâ without thinking on it any further. Itâs funny!
Iâve seen a couple people call it one of the worst TD ships of all time and I justâŚ.. donât see that. Like first off thereâs WAYYYYY worse ships in TD lol. And second the worst thing they did was be kinda annoying sometimes. That doesnât break the whole ship and definitely doesnât ruin the season.
Anyways thank you for coming to my Prileb appreciation post, have a wonderful evening
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they could be gay people. if you believe
#total drama#td mike#td duncan#mikecan#yaoi equivalent of doey#by which I mean stay AWAY from him duncan
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yupppp its tumblr post. do not ignore her EVER!!!
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