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*Wildcard does not seem to have any intention of letting go anytime soon.*

....'m f@#$in fine but ya sure as f#$# ain't.........do ya wanna talk about it or.....moral support shit...????

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

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.......no f#$%in clue why.

*Wildcard grumbles, more out of embaressment than annoyance before hugging SJ tightly and tucking cards head on its shoulder saying nothing, lucks tendrils slowly sway behind luck.*

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

[slenderofthewildcard]

......hah????

To f!#$in hug you???? If i f@#$in hug you at this height with ya standing straight I'll jus' f!#$in be mashing my face into yer chest??

*Wildcards face is turning a bit gray.*

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

[slenderofthewildcard]

......why the f!@# would yoy miss me???? 'S ME???

But damn right it aint how it works, stupid as it f#$%in is that it aint.

.......f#$%in....lean down you're too tall for shit.

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

[slenderofthewildcard]

.........

Who the f#$% else would it be that SOUNDS like me bangin on ya door, Jay.

And it ain't that f@#%in heavily secured, I got through just fine.

*Wildcard's tendrils are flicking more, Wildcard's grin is strained and cards VERY MUCH not looking at SJ at all now.*

.....ya, so what if it has.

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

[slenderofthewildcard]

Who the f#%@ else would it be?

.......Hi.

*Wildcard is standing there with lucks arms crossed, cards not quite "looking" at SJ, tendrils flicking behind luck.*

*There's a series loud knocks on SJs door followed by yelling.*

OI! Ya f@$%in in there or not, doll?

( @slenderofthewildcard (ooc no rush to answer, likely will be a lil slow on my end :3 and we don't question how wc got there.... /silly)

*The door opens rather soon after.*

....wildcard?

[slenderofthewildcard]

You know what, fuck it. Let’s show some love for the “unpleasant” autistics.

For the autistics who are always accused of being angry or moody when all they’re doing is sitting there.

For the autistics who take everything literally and respond sincerely.

For the autistics who come across as “blunt” or “rude” for being honest.

For the autistics who are called “control freaks” for needing a sense of order and routine.

For the autistics who get told to shut up for infodumping about uncomfortable topics.

For the autistics who find it too exhausting to mask and pretend to be sunny and friendly.

“Unpleasant” autistics, I love you.

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The contemporary queer insistence to call almost any lesbian who isn’t a 1950s housewife a butch is really ignoring how hot and incredible femme muscle girls are…

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you should come within biting range. no reason

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OOC Mod here!

Early pride Icon for Wc

Flags in the cards from top right to bottom left: Pangender, trans masc, aroace, cupioromantic, apothisexual, lesbian, grayplatonic

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here's the thing. "ace people can still have sex" and "aro people can still be in relationships" are objectively true statements. this is because people can do whatever the fuck they want forever regardless of their label/orientation. however some of you have GOT to get your shit together and stop using those statements to undermine larger conversations about aspec identity. following up "ace people don't owe you sex in a relationship" with "ace people can still have sex in a relationship though!" is not fucking helpful! yes it's true. yes it's a reality for many people. however if we used our fucking brains for a second and thought about how following up "people don't have to conform to societal expectation" with "but people can still conform!! don't worry they can still conform!!!!" is counterproductive and very frustrating for a lot of people then we could get back to the actual point which is not "aspec people can still have sex/be in relationships" but "aspec people can do whatever they want with their relationships and their bodies". which they can, by the way. they can do whatever they want forever. and you should give them 200 dollars every time you see them for dealing with this shit

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Todays shark is...

The Speartooth Shark!

Fun Fact: The Speartooth shark is a very rare species found in both freshwater and saltwater, it is often found at the bottom floor of rivers!

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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C.uade they're dressed like dlenderman

But a boy band???

*Wildcard is not impressed by them, card has crossed his arms.*

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~a friend (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Why the f#$% are you sending me a boy band???

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real convo i had with my friend abt wildcard:

“isn’t she SO HOT”

“that mf?

“Yeah look at luck my god”

“nah nah nah, that mf look like they finna break dance to baby shark any minute”

“EXCUSE ME? YOU JUST NO TASTE”

“you just delulu”

ooc mod here!

Wildcard either promotes being perceived as attractive or not at all. No in-between XD

And funnily enough while Wildcard CAN dance, dice cant breakdance and songs like shaboozey - a bar song, raise your glass by P!ink, Hot to go - Chappell Roan, and you're gonna go far kid (forget the artist) are more Wildcards vibe of song XD

Much clapping, stomping and dragging a dance partner around /silly