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I’m glad my spirit occupies a cold damp corner of ur mind

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Damn can’t believe u call me out like this

ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her

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I fuck Ing lauGhsd out loud

if some one talked to me like how the characters in hannibal talk to one another ... imagine being like "ah i got some sunscreen in my eye" and your friends like "the pain we feel from our own shortcomings reminds us we are only human" i would beat the shit out of them

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I’m reblogging this twice bc I think I’m being cyber bullied

the worst part about being a jojo fan is that after a while the designs stop looking weird

what the fuck is mista’s hat supposed to be? is abbachio wearing a hat or did he dye a purple star into his hair? mista wears a crop top. bruno and giorno have their titties out at all times for no reason. fugo’s got a tie on UNDER his shirt. narancia’s out wearing leather bdsm gear on the street. what the fuck

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the worst part about being a jojo fan is that after a while the designs stop looking weird

what the fuck is mista’s hat supposed to be? is abbachio wearing a hat or did he dye a purple star into his hair? mista wears a crop top. bruno and giorno have their titties out at all times for no reason. fugo’s got a tie on UNDER his shirt. narancia’s out wearing leather bdsm gear on the street. what the fuck

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Angel and Dorian’s forbidden child

new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down

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❤️👄❤️

REBLOG IF YOU'RE STILL INTO DRAGON AGE

Please. I need to know I’m not alone.

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UNAPOLOGETIC GATSBYLOVER PRIDE FLAG

blue: tj eckleburg’s eyes

green: the light at the end of the doc

white: daisy’s clothes

tan: the book pages

grey: the valley of ashes

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Y a l l

jojo fans will be like ohh my god i want to suck jonathan worldstar speedwheel zamalodochikova’s titties so bad 😍😍😍😍 and then show me this man

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I don’t have an excuse

jojo fans will be like ohh my god i want to suck jonathan worldstar speedwheel zamalodochikova’s titties so bad 😍😍😍😍 and then show me this man

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Holy fucking shit if I don’t receive these for my birthday

Custom oddbody Furby made with love by PlushieCouture 

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dragon age origins: gays and their mage chaperon try to save Fantasy Ohio from your average mud covered country boy

dragon age 2: gays and their police chaperon try to save a Fantasy Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell from jessica lange wielding a really sharp glowstick

dragon age inquisition: gays and their military chaperon try to save Fantasy Disney World from a Swarovski crystal encrusted Bad Dragon Dildo

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peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

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I saw this 80 years late and I’m cryin

ANCIENT MEME BUT ETERNAL MOOD YALL LDKFGJHIGOFDLSKDJF

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inktober day 1, swift

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This is the most important artwork of our generation

furby who has become god

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The Great Gatsby 2 … they thought he was dead… ……..but they rebuilt him… …faster … stronger … smarter… old sports die hard In The Great Gatling-Gunsby West Egg is about to be Scrambled