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Why bother waiting for a man to undress himself (slow, boring) when you could just cut his clothes off with your sword (efficient, helpful)
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Snake-eyed, with a sly smile
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THEY'RE BOTH GUYS and MY OCS don't tag otherwise thanks BOTH ARE HE/him
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forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex? forest sex?...
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I am already drooling. Two strangers on a secluded island/land/whatever slowly getting to know each other, first reluctantly and then becoming so codependent since they only have each other........
Gargoyle Lighthouse Keeper who is hired because he's naturally awake all night to keep the light burning and can fly up to it quickly if there's a problem.
The catch is that the authority who owns the lighthouse says he has to have a spouse that's not immobile stone during the day to take care of other issues that might arise then, and be a second pair of hands at night when there's an emergency.
Trauma Survivor Woman eagerly enters into this marriage of convenience to flee a bad situation at home. A husband who she will never see because they have to keep opposite schedules is ideal.
It's summer, days are long up north, so it's easy to avoid him at first. Just make sure she's in her bedroom with the door locked before sundown.
Two problems with her plan.
One, the days get shorter, and soon it's going to be ridiculous—have dinner at 4pm and go to bed at 5pm? Stay locked in her little room all evening by herself?
Two, her husband starts leaving her notes to find when she wakes up each morning and he's turned back to stone. They start out just business, notifying her about some household issue. But slowly he starts writing anecdotes about what he saw tending the light that night, and she starts writing him notes back.
They still never see each other, still have only spoken once at their wedding, but now they're falling in love through daily letters.
Until finally, one winter afternoon when the sun has gone down super early, she gets up the courage to leave her bedroom while she can still hear him moving around in the main room.
She steps into the room and sees her husband for only the second time in her life, a male whom she nevertheless feels like she knows intimately and loves already.
A male whom she is still scared of simply because he's male.
A male whom she is required to keep opposite hours from and barely ever see.
And he's shocked to see her, this woman who was always hidden from him behind a door, whom he could hear singing to herself in there sometimes and smell all the time, on everything in his house, driving him crazy with hunger for her.
And now she's right here with him.
—I don't even know what happens next, but this idea came to me during sleepy morning bed daydreaming time and I had to write it down. Is this anything?
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This blog is exactly one year old! 💞🔥
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I've been calling this the "Wyrm's Bride AU".🥺 Basically Tathareth and Wyrm!Grima vibing in a fashion heavily inspired by the Danish fairytale "Lindworm Prince"!
And also making Grima a big snake creechur just felt fitting, idk, I've been having brainrot with the idea lately 🥺
Also bruh......I hate how every fucking time I've participated in fandom in any way, shape, or form, it eventually leads back to me creating some goofy aah monster romance type of shit RIP👊😩
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Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, ORCS!!!!
I like orcs.
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dry humping where he’s on top of you and you can feel him against your core with every faux thrust and you’re both panting into each other’s mouths and it’s needier because you aren’t quite there he’s not actually inside you and you’re grabbing at his clothes and his hands are in your hair and he’s desperate and whining and
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Fanart from "Whispers of the Deep" Book 1 in the Deep Waters series by Emma Hamm
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Thinking about grinding again, this time on a monster's wing, specifically one of the flesh or scale covered bones that makes up the spine of it.
You push your monster lover onto their belly and climb on their back, and they think you're just going to caress their sensitive wings as some foreplay, but instead you straddle the wing bone coming out of their back and grind your soaked pussy down onto it. It's the perfect size to slide back and forth on, making you both moan. Your knees dig into their back as you ride their wing bone, but they don't care, it just feels so good to have you using them this way.
And after you come, and have thoroughly driven them crazy, they buck you off their back to get you under them and finally drive their aching cock into you, fucking you while you stare up at those glorious wings flared wide above you.
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I am not a visual artist anymore, but I did doodle this Regency orc gentleman and think he came out kinda cute
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There is a lot of talk about princess x dragon and knight x dragon, but in my opinion, witch x dragon is simply the best!!!
Imagine a witch about to be burned at the stake, then she smiles. A huge dragon invades the village and burns all those who even raised their voice to his beloved.
Obviously they do a sex ritual for the gods afterwards
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