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commission for @lutekeeper of his fallen london character, claude marceau!

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summary of the Studium volunteering manager's letter to Lucent:

thank you for your contributions to the clinic's yearly All Saints' Wake fundraising event. the children were quite delighted with your "sagacious tonberry" outfit, particularly with the toy nouliths that you modified to look like chef's knives. however, we ask that in the future, you refrain from sneaking up behind Forum members and loudly declaring "it's time for some eggy, eggy, stabby fun." yes, even if it's "in the spirit of the season." yes, even if it delighted the children. yes, even if Lady Ameliance also found it funny. yes, even if clinic staff were present in the occasion that Master Fourchenault did have a heart attack. yours truly,

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Friend: "This man doesn't always remember to leave some blood in his coffee veins and wants to make me the shadiest pitch I'll hear all year" Me: "This man has been awake for 72 hours composing a thesis on how blood is inefficient and ways it could be made so much more efficient" Friend: "This is his pitch"

anyway here's some commissioned art (first by @bogkeep and second by @lookinlikeaking + @shazzbaa) and a screenshot of my ffxiv character, lucent. aka the guy who became lukas in fallen london, with the main differences being that lucent, while still impulsive and full of unhinged medical takes, is somewhat easier to understand when he speaks and is also fifty times more likely to fistfight you over patient rights

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pov: we're in a raid, you're on the floor, and I'm about to shoot you with all four of my healer guns 💖

folks rightfully talk about sadistic letting-people-die as a healer, but what I really enjoy is sadistic bringing-people-back-from-die. get off the floor, sprout! you haven't learned your lesson yet! go get bodied by that mechanic again and again and again! you're not dead until I say you are! LIVE, MOTHERFUCKER, LIVE AND SUFFER

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the real reason I'm not a doctor irl is because I can distinguish between fantasy and reality and therefore I know it would be Bad to bring people back to life to relive their gruesome deaths on repeat. but if you queue into a raid with me? that's enthusiastic consent, baby

folks rightfully talk about sadistic letting-people-die as a healer, but what I really enjoy is sadistic bringing-people-back-from-die. get off the floor, sprout! you haven't learned your lesson yet! go get bodied by that mechanic again and again and again! you're not dead until I say you are! LIVE, MOTHERFUCKER, LIVE AND SUFFER

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folks rightfully talk about sadistic letting-people-die as a healer, but what I really enjoy is sadistic bringing-people-back-from-die. get off the floor, sprout! you haven't learned your lesson yet! go get bodied by that mechanic again and again and again! you're not dead until I say you are! LIVE, MOTHERFUCKER, LIVE AND SUFFER

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realizing that if you're handy with plushmaking, or aspire to be, or can pay someone who is, you could use the original pattern (which is by BeeZeeArt) and some appropriate cloth to make a Custom Master Of Your Very Own. do with this knowledge what you will

took a trip with friends to visit the haunted farmers market. found mr hearts while we were there

(bat plush by ND Crafts and Creations. they had so many bespoke masters on display)

behold

and.... mr cards, is that you?!

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took a trip with friends to visit the haunted farmers market. found mr hearts while we were there

(bat plush by ND Crafts and Creations. they had so many bespoke masters on display)

behold

and.... mr cards, is that you?!

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Transcript: "I am the emissary, and I shall never die!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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opened up the notes on [REDACTED]'s post to see people commenting "HENCEFORTH HE SHALL WALK". thank y'all

distracting myself this morning scrolling doyouknowthischaravoice. and I'm not recognizing anyone by their voices but I sure am recognizing them by their quotes

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distracting myself this morning scrolling doyouknowthischaravoice. and I'm not recognizing anyone by their voices but I sure am recognizing them by their quotes

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unfortunately for everyone this has been my brain for the last two days

thanks to @frost-mothit I keep thinking about the winner for best amv (edit: best comedy, not best overall alas) at anime boston. it's completely unrelated to anything I post about on this blog but I need to make sure other people in my sphere are Aware of it

(it has some suggestive parts but on the whole it's sfw)

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friend said "I gotta show this to my friend who is a huge broadway nerd" and this is how I learned that there's An Entire Broadway about corn??? I have never seen An Broadway in my life but now I want to,

thanks to @frost-mothit I keep thinking about the winner for best amv (edit: best comedy, not best overall alas) at anime boston. it's completely unrelated to anything I post about on this blog but I need to make sure other people in my sphere are Aware of it

(it has some suggestive parts but on the whole it's sfw)

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thanks to @frost-mothit I keep thinking about the winner for best amv (edit: best comedy, not best overall alas) at anime boston. it's completely unrelated to anything I post about on this blog but I need to make sure other people in my sphere are Aware of it

(it has some suggestive parts but on the whole it's sfw)

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they should do franchise collabs where every single one is just Ballas getting roasted by a resident Cool Lady. by Summer. by Y'shtola. by Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie

ngl I love Ballas in the same way a dog loves their favorite chewtoy. he's always welcome to keep showing up as long as he's being humiliated by women way cooler than him

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ngl I love Ballas in the same way a dog loves their favorite chewtoy. he's always welcome to keep showing up as long as he's being humiliated by women way cooler than him

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batting my eyelashes so cutely at Lark as I ask him to make an entire suite of Calendar Council fancats for me on Pixel Cat's End