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In summary, punch multiple Nazis.

FOR ALL YOU FUCKING “DON’T PUNCH NAZIS, YOU’RE MEAN!” IDIOTS

THIS is what you’re defending: 

A punch is too fucking soft. 

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I'll never not laugh.

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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Direct action

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Mama has horses to buy!

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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❤️

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I swear I saw that episode.

i’ve watched this 20 times

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The take-away here is to purchase a fat, miniature everything.

My friend bought a fat, miniature donkey. Last week she went out to feed it and discovered it hadn’t been fat and that she now owns two miniature donkeys. Meet Smokey.

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Stread & Tromp

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

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I will be Linda.

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

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Shrub-er-y

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Fit them all in suits.

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge