what am i being advertised here exactly
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."
- my 7 year old daughter
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character design
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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LMFAO
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watching Seven Samurai
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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
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if we simply move the moon about 8000km further away from the earth the tidal drag should slow down earths rotation enough to add an extra hour to the day for us to fuck around
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