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Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

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[HEAVY BREATHING] [MUFFLED SOBBING]

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"Eridan dyes his hair, there's no way it can be naturally that way."

Yeah, okay.

Baby Equius was ‘born’ with a 6-pack and you want to tell me that hemopatches are genetically impossible for fictional bug aliens? 

Bonus round: It’s my head-canon that it’s hereditary across the Ampora bloodline but Cronus dyes his black to feel ‘more human’. 

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I keep seeing a lot of posts saying police are pigs because people are (very understandably) angry at police. BUT we must remember that pigs are awesome, wonderful, sweet creatures and that does not describe a cop. Let’s find a new term. I’m thinking asshole does a good job. Or maybe piece of shit. But not pig.

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Monaco

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PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

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IM SCREAMING

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My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

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Equius and Nepeta [x]

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LET THERE BE BONES!

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senpai noticed me but shit he noticed i’m a dick

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Got to paint this at work

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Life is full of difficult decisions.