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"They were the predators but I always pray." - Slimecicle

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhUAZCWkUBU 7:51)

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"I didn't remember anything... only that 75.1 percent of viewers aren't even subscribed, what does that mean?" 100 days, 0:31

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"So I closed off the stairs and closed off the ability for air to enter my lung, and a- held my breath until the sun came up." 100 days, 1:50

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"I tried to finish before morning, but it was a little hard with the background noise. [ insert loud zombie screeching ] WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE IM SO FUCKED I WILL DIE" 100 days, 2:40

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"It may have taken a little time to kill them all, but all I had going on today anyway was slowly starving to death." 100 days, 3:48

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*intense nasaly voice* "lets see how you do against TWO doors" 100 days, 4:24

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"I found some emeralds! Which are great for trading with people.. who are alive!" 100 days, 5:28

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"CAN YOU OPEN.... A GATE" [ zombie growling noises. ] "THANK GOD!" 100 days, 6:37

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"After finishing up the new yard I started to hear scary storm noises, so I did what any rat would do- or person, and went into the ground!" 100 days, 6:45. the first one where theres 2 in a minute!

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"THIS BUCKETS GONNA BE FOR MLG! ~Maturity, Love, and Growth!~ 100 days, 7:09

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"And Florida Man was finally taking things seriously... until I found the recipe for nunchucks." 100 days, 14:05

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hi would it be okay if i sent you like a billion quotes from the 100 days video? it’s my favourite video and i swear every line is hilarious

I would love that so incredibly much!!!

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(very strong fake american accent) "I'll tell you what, you can believe in anything you want! I believe in blood, I believe in cum, and I believe in super duper platinum Biden!" - Slimecicle

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Slimecicle: "Don't get mad, just get democratic!" Grizzly: "Did you just say don't get- okay." Slimecicle: "What's wrong? Every time I say that in a conflict it always works when I go 'calm down, you need to calm down, you're being hysterical."

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Slimecicle to bizly: "Your nose is genuinely folding in ways I've never seen that part of someone's body do."

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Slimecicle: "SuperBiden's old news! I'm voting for Hyperbama!" Grizzly: "Hyperbama, that's my father!" Slimecicle: "Wh-what??" *grizz dies* Slimecicle: "No! Hyperbama's gonna be pissed!" Bizly: "How are we going to tell MegaBernie about this?"

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Bizly: "We gotta find the brood, commander." Slimecicle: "Who out here commanding the brood?" Bizly: "I'll command your brood." Slimecicle: "I'd love to see you try!" Slimecicle: "I'd pay to see you try." Slimecicle: "I'd give you the opportunity to see you try."