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this is insaaaane, our brains are so fucking weird

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The dude NOBODY invited:

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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am I seeing shit

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Lowkey scared they'll eat him there cuz he look like a piece of crab meat

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself

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Watterson pulled no punches

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Pokemon request: Kabuto with a little knife taped to it, please? [Stabby the roomba joke]

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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