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Curley’s Wife: *dies*

Candy: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

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“hey everybody, today slim called me short so i’m starting a petition to assassinate him. the benefits of killing him would be that i’d get called short way less.”

— definitely curley

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E AU where everything is the same but they all wear this.

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If you spend the day doing nothing but drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, eating chocolate and listening to your favourite artist, on 21st century standards, you’ve had a pretty nice day. On 16th century standards, there would be kings who would envy such luxury.

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John Steinbeck, when writing Of Mice and Men:

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Lennie, George and Slim, at Curley, after the hand crushing incident:

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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He's funny. He's kind. He's gentle. He's handsome. He gives the greatest advice. He's a prince. He is beautiful and perfect in every way.

I didn't say a name but you thought of him, didn't you?

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Carlson, right after shooting Candy's Dog:

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How I look when I'm applying red lipstick:

How I feel:

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George: *to Lennie* I love you bitch

George: *shoots Lennie*

George: *crying* I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch

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Human brain: Curley's Wife is a complex and multi faceted character that is designed to be hated and pitied simultaneously.

Monkey brain: Haha lousy tart

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"Not all men..." You're right. Slim, the prince of the ranch, would never treat me like this