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true as fuck whenever people portray krusie like two straight bros constantly playing gay chicken even while neither of them are straight. why should straight guys get to corner the bromance market.
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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week
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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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Btw id prefer you people treat me like the stranger that I am and not elevate me to pseudo-friend just because you overhear my e-conversations and see my e-diary entries. Mutuals however are allowed to attack and kill me in multiple different manners, if they can catch me
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Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*
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In a past life I was an ancient priestess who drank bad juice and died of a disease
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Dez gets up extra early to cook a morning meal for Toree, just as a small way to show her appreciation! ♥
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#(congrats prev!)#graduation as well! one week (ominous bell toll)#everyone say ‘please give hal a job’ in unison btw!
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