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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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it's always very entertaining when someone is so afraid of dying that they decide they're going to defeat death itself and in the process of pursuing this entirely reasonable and achievable goal end up inventing Death Two

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girls do this:

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👕Hello!! Preorders for my t-shirts are open again!!!!👕 They will be available until Sept 4th!! -100% organic cotton -Double side printing -Available designs: Lugia, Rayquaza, Rathalos, Rathian, Lagiacrus… and maybe new one soon!

Available in my ko-fi shop! Link in bio!! Sharing is super appreciated!

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friend: how are you today?

me: im doing g--[remembers my friend is a rhythm game player and i should accommodate for that] perfect :-)

friend: :-)

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cars should not be the dominant mode of transportation but we should keep them around to have sex in

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in this or the next MMJ rotation, i think theres an 100% chance there is a TAK commission cuz there is actually no way their music is so MMJ core

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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

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pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

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video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

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i love you leather i love you latex i love you rubber i love you kink i love you fetish i love you gay people

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IBM 7094 + Hatsune Miku, singing computers.