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As rock interiors go, still not as good as the episode of MTV Cribs Hayley Williams was on in like 2005 where she has this ugly but totally normal little guest bedroom and then the camera pans like 3 ft to the left and she’s like and THIS is my wall sized replica of Thursday’s revolver cover which I love

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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tbh the temperature being 0º is kinda funny. like fuuuuuck we ran out

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Those photos of the drummer from FOB’s house are frying me. I have never seen a Los Angeles McMansion trying so hard to be a 500sq ft millenial apartment before

Look at it it’s in extreme distress. The guitars are crawling up the wall trying to escape

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STOP USING ANTI OPEN COMMUNICATION LANGUAGE!

Sorry for traumadumping -> Go put this in your creep file about me

I am sorry, I'm just rambling -> I gave you so much material for the creep file

That's TMI -> Material for my creep file on you

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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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you directed cars 2?

no i would’ve done a better job of it. maybe not a good job but certainly a better job