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Ishimaru’s Fire Safety Drill

im going to hell

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the "what do you have in your hand" "a knife!" "NO" vine but its taka and ishida

that’s exactly the energy this family has.

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#4. With Kenny except it’s a bunch of possums

feeling the art block , so i opened up ms paint

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If they looked through tumblr and saw fanart of that, and saw Netflix’s reaction to it…they’d act like this…XD

Help me plz I’m dying. Honestly, I’m so into the fandom right now I don’t know what to do anymore. Except, make a LOT of fanart and stuff for them. XD I don’t know if I should put this on my YouTube channel. Probably not lol.

Ah ha ha ha, I suck.

All images, picture-wise, came from amazing artists on tumblr. Drawings came from me. (i still don’t know if that makes sense. :T)

Characters: Guy, Sam, Fangirls (lol), Netflix (the character with a “N” on its face)

Hope you enjoyed and plz do watch Green Eggs and Ham! Only on Netflix!

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poopy

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THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN SHE MENTIONS HER MOM OH MY GOD MY HEART

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*taps mic* HELLO GAY PEOPLE

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my god these bitches gay!

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P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POKER FACE!

cartman poker face can actually be so personal

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Fuck, I shat myself

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Vibe check

Fun times in the geah discord

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VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

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“Yo you good bruh?”

Context: Sam once he realized Guy was in love with the bean counting bitch

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These two give me briefcase buddy vibes✨

(Guy is Chandler and Sam is Joey lol)

Bonus- *Sam and Guy leave Mr. Jenkins on a bus and have to pick him up from social services but theres a little mixup*

https://youtu.be/M05m5jMzTIU

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McWinkle: Well, you made a lot of people around this town very nervous.

Sam: Yeah? That's because they're a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

McWinkle: I hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch-ass white boy.