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slothfruit · 2 years
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opinions on crazy frog?
I hope to see him hanged
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slothfruit · 2 years
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girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck
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slothfruit · 2 years
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You were alive in 2006? How old are you??
If you were born post 2006 you shouldn’t be following me I’m dead serious
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slothfruit · 2 years
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thots on horses?
I think those are called cowboys
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slothfruit · 2 years
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Sex with men!!
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slothfruit · 3 years
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happy pride month whores
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slothfruit · 3 years
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“*inflates you making you big and round*” has become one of my favorite phrases to say to literally anything I disagree with, it’s so fucking funny
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slothfruit · 3 years
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having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together....” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”
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slothfruit · 3 years
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So glad to find out that the fucking fake punk band got bullied off tumblr. I would put slices of meat in their car if I could
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slothfruit · 3 years
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slothfruit · 3 years
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Love it hate it call it tumblr 2.0 but atleast tiktok is up to date faster than this site is. The industry plant “punk” “band?” They were announced on tiktok and have been ripped to shreds long before this website heard of them. Every time you learn something new about them there has already been 40 tiktoks analyzing that and how it is actually very bad and cringy and racist of adult women to do that. Now I have to deal with hearing this news twice lol
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slothfruit · 3 years
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This tramp stamps ep is going to absolutely bomb bruh. Any funding they’re getting rn sure as hell aint from music. I’d rather die has 120k streams even with their 300k tiktok followers
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slothfruit · 3 years
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imo one of the funniest things about this tramp stamps band situation is that their EP is called “we got drunk and made an EP” okay industry plants
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slothfruit · 3 years
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slothfruit · 3 years
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stan tramp stamps <3
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slothfruit · 3 years
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Can't believe I'm up at 4.30am learning how Tiktok tag teamed with cyberbully hive mind Tumblr "made Alex Jones delete in 3 days" dot com to demolish manufactured poser girlboss band Tramp Stamps two seconds after they released their shitty music
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slothfruit · 3 years
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