slothpal
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just a bunch of stuff that makes me laugh
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hey! idk if anyone really follows me anymore, but I'm deleting my account in case someone out there cares to know
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this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food
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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…
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When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor
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deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it
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guys, i just invented a new way to hold a pen :]
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