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hi im maxine i love grilled cheese sandwiches and talking to myself
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me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)
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me:
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me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,
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concept: me in my dorm room at my first choice school. i am studying for finals. all my classes are fascinating and a well deserved winter break is on the horizon. i am warm and i dont bite my fingernails anymore
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bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay
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at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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I wanna go over to ur house and kiss ur cheek and sleep in ur bed
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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?
other online millennial: yes, it was cool
both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald
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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?
other online millennial: yes, it was cool
both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald
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